OkCupid: Who Knew You Could Be So Disinterested in SO Many People?!
OkCupid: Because Otherwise You’ll Die Alone and the Cat Will Eat Your Eyeballs Like Fruit Cups
OkCupid: Because You Overbought Condoms and They Expire in a Week
OkCupid: Because You Didn’t Want an Orgasm Anyway
OkCupid: Got Shame? Want Some?
OkCupid: Because Hope Is for 20-Year-Olds
OkCupid: Helping Married Couples Proposition Bisexuals for Threesomes Since 2001
OkCupid: An Online Catalog for Hate Fucking
OkCupid: We Literally Don’t Know What A Clitoris Is!!
OkCupid: We Literally Don’t Care What A Clitoris Is!!
OkCupid: All of the Dick Pics Without Any of the Hassle of Actually Wanting Them
OkCupid: Because Dating Should Be Like Picking a Scab
OkCupid: Helping to Keep Boxed Wine Sales up Since 2004
OkCupid: All the Motivation You Need to Take Back Your Terrible Ex in One Place
OkCupid: Come for the Boredom, Stay Because You Are Literally Out of Options.