Dear MikeTheRaidersFan,
Thank you for your submission: I know you won’t message me back but I just wanted to say that your beautiful
but unfortunately the submission deadline for faux self-effacing reverse psychology closed in 2004 when we stopped waiting to be told we were pretty and got busy giving hand jobs to confident men.
Regretfully, you are not reading this rejection because self-fulfilling prophecy is a bitch we have drinks with every Friday during happy hour.
Good luck in finding a home for your cock.
Kindest Regards,
You Cannot Get into My Pants Without Knowing the Difference
Between Your and You’re Weekly
(A subsidiary of Nothing Is Ok, Cupid Quarterly)