A RESPONSE TO THE MEN OF OKCUPID ADAMANT ABOUT SHOWING ME THEIR COCKS

I.

I do not wish to see your dick on cam

Nor on Tinder or Instagram

I could not would not on a phone

Nor on an iPad, please leave me alone

I do not wish to see your cocks

Not in your hands, nor in a box

I will not see it on a boat

Or side-by-side with the TV remote

I would not could not watch you jerk it online

Not on YouTube, FetLife, or Vine

Not on GChat, Tumblr, or Kik

No, I do not wish to see your dick.

II.

A Working List of Places I WOULD Like to See Your Dick:

•                Thrusting towards the spin of a rusty fan blade