Exploding Cigar of Love
Sandra Cisneros
(to the tune of el Hokey Pokey)
You toss your corazón in.
I toss my corazón in.
We toss our corazones together,
And we shake them all about.
We light the love cigar,
And we get a little high.
And that’s what it’s all about.
I write a poem for you.
You write a love poem—for me?
We send a hundred and three emails,
And we shake them all about.
We light the love cigar,
And we get a little high.
And that’s what it’s all about.
You advance un paso.
I retreat pa’trás.
I tacuachito toward you,
And you take a two-step back.
The more I pull, the more you tug.
The more you push, the more I scram.
What are we?
Pepé Le Pew and the cat?
You toss in sub self-esteem.
I toss in emotional hemophilia.
Insecurities, addictions,
And we mix them all about.
We light the love cigar,
And we get a little high.
And that’s what it’s all about.
You text: You’re too much for me, baby.
I text: Well, maybe you’re not enough!
You text: I need to be free.
And I’m shakin’ all about.
We’ve been tripping on the love cigar.
Now sobriety sets in. Bang!
And that’s what it’s all about.