SELINA

Cameron swears he saw

Ms Arthur at the grocery store

with a man wearing a red T-shirt, black jeans,

and a ponytail

and Cameron says

they were holding hands

as they walked along the footpath

and jumped into a green sports car,

and yes, we know,

Ms Arthur drives a blue Hyundai to school

and Cameron

tried to follow them

except the sports car

was faster than his bicycle

but he guessed

they were going to Dexter Street

where Ms Arthur lives,

so he took the short cut

across Harpers Paddock

and arrived just in time

to see them walking up the stairs

to her front door

and he couldn’t resist,

he yelled,

‘POOKIE ALEERA’

and

the ponytail man

looked around

so Cameron jumped behind a tree.

Cameron swears that proves

Pookie Aleera is Ms Arthur’s boyfriend!

But, just as we all agree,

Rachel asks,

‘Cameron, when you yelled out,

did Ms Arthur look around too?’

And Cameron says,

‘Sure. I yelled so loud

everyone in the street turned around,

even Mr Hobbs the postman.’

And we all groan.