CHAPTER SEVEN
There are only two seats in my truck. Usually, I’d have shoved the crap I care to hang onto (including a cot from Walmart, thanks to my last bedding situation) into the passenger seat, just in case it rains. But for now, because the skies are clear, I’ve relegated my scant life’s belongings to the truck bed so the other living being can ride beside me.
I’ve tried conversing with him, but he’s an awful conversationalist. No matter what I say, he complains. No matter what I try, he answers with “Meow.” Or, sometimes, “Rowr.”
I’ve named my new cat Carl. The cute vet receptionist, who kept smiling at me, told me it was a terrible name for a cat, but I haven’t had a pet since I was a kid. I’m not used to hanging out with animals as I roam the country, so I figure if I’m going to have one now, he’ll need to be at least somewhat relatable. I’ll need to talk to this guy, and I can’t do that if his name is Fuzzball.
I glance over at Carl. I bought him a traveling crate at PetSmart to replace the box, which the cute receptionist also said wasn’t a suitable cat home. The thing’s sides are thin bars, sufficient to let me and my passenger look at each other, or possibly to glance out the windows at any particularly attractive girl kitties we pass and might want to holler at. He’s calmed a lot in the past half day of driving and had already cooled visibly by the time I got him to the vet. We seem to be getting along, though I haven’t figured out is how he’s going to do his business. At first, I had the bottom part of a cut-off milk jug filled with kitty litter in the traveler with him, but the thing was too small for both cat and litter, and he kept having to sit in it. Plus, he kept looking at me with irritation, as if questioning my decision to trust him with such excellent aim.
We’ve been compromising. Every time I make a pit stop for me, Carl gets one, too. I know it’s not the most elegant solution to leave a cat loose in a truck with a kitty litter box on the floor while the owner runs into a rest stop, but so far it’s mostly working. I toss the clumps into the weeds and re-box him before driving, and he hasn’t made any attempts to sneak past me and flee. He seems to understand that I saved his ass and is content to see where this partnership might go. It’s not loyalty so much as feline logic. At some point, he may decide I suck and leave without apologies, but so far we seem copacetic.
According to the vet, Carl is a domestic shorthair between six and nine months old. There was no way to know which shots he’d had, so he got boosters for some and instructions to get more later wherever I end up, whether that’s Inferno Falls or somewhere else. But we did see that Carl was neutered once, probably kicked at least twice. The latter could have happened whenever, but I stand by my original assessment: He was a pet; he was abused; he was tossed like garbage. I didn’t want a pet — and really, if I need a traveling pet with my lifestyle, a medium-sized dog makes far more sense — but here we are, Carl and me, on the road.
“Don’t you feel dumb for running from me now, asshole?” I ask him.
“Meow.”
“Yeah, I thought so.”
The radio is off. When I had it on before, Carl kept singing along. It was funny for five minutes, before it got annoying. With his two-word vocabulary I’m not sure if he likes the radio or hates it. But either way, I quickly grew tired of hearing it. There’s no meowing in Johnny Cash songs, period. The little bastard is screwing with the classics, and I won’t tolerate it. Not in my truck.
A bit later, I pull into a stop. Carl looks up at me. He has this expression I’m already getting used to. It seems to say, “What are you, stupid?” Like he knows better than me. He’s black and white and sits like a statue when not lying down like a carpet. I get the feeling I’m being judged, and coming off horribly.
“I just want to check the GPS.”
“Meow.”
“For the total trip time, not the road we’re supposed to be on.”
“Meow.”
“Who are you, my mother?”
He doesn’t answer. Which he shouldn’t. He knows it’s a touchy topic. I got along with Mom about the same as I got along with Dad, which is to say we had a lot of good days and a handful of bad. I got off a lot easier than many of my friends, but we definitely weren’t a ’50s sitcom. They were a picnic compared to Uncle Ernie, though — and on the subject of that asshole, Carl at least understands he’d best not offer any opinions.
“I think we should take the extra day,” I tell him, noting the time left on our trip.
“Rowr.”
“Well, just keep your mouth shut after I sneak you into the hotel, and we’ll be fine.”
“Meow.”
“Oh, you can too.”
“Rowr.”
I think about that for a second. It’s unrealistic to think I can waltz into town on my uncle’s lawyer’s suggestion, clear out Ernie’s shitbox house, and collect whatever I can at auction then move on without anyone knowing I’m there.
I’ve thought about Maya a lot. We’ve exchanged a few polite emails, but most of our communication has been one way, in the form of postcards. I like postcards because they’re old-fashioned and are the poker face of mail communication. Someone can send you a postcard if they love or hate you, and a postcard gives nothing away. A postcard says, “I was here and was thinking of you,” and that’s it. The tone of that thought is anyone’s guess.
So really, I have no idea what’s become of Maya, other than that the baby obviously wouldn’t be a baby anymore. Maya has mentioned things about her life in our infrequent emails, but mostly her messages have been as polite and straight faced as mine, as if we never shared a bed. We could be strangers, jawing about nothing to pass the time.
Now that I’m returning to Inferno Falls, part of me wants to go for the throat of the matter. Maybe I should leap past the awkward part and see her right away, assuming I can figure out where she is. It’s a small town, and her parents won’t have moved — or will still be active in the church even if they have. Locating Maya and her family won’t be a problem. The problem is how they’ll react to me after all this time.
But let’s face it. What happened with Ernie and my obligation to his estate is a convenient excuse. I told myself, when I left, that I was done with that place and everyone in it. But we both (and here, I mean me and my cat) know I’ve been fooling myself.
I pull the truck to the road’s side and search for a number. A moment later, I’ve got the phone to my face, and this dumb cat of mine is staring at me like he’s won some sort of a moral victory over my stubbornness.
“Rowr.”
“Oh, keep your collar on,” I say. “I’m just arranging for a dumpster.”