While preparing to travel to the Amazon jungle, I asked a Vietnamese emigrant working in a camping store in New York City if the store sold mosquito nets.
“Buy it when you get there,” he advised.
“But what if they don’t sell mosquito nets in the Amazon?”
He laughed. “Believe me,” he said, “the people in the Amazon don’t like mosquitoes any more than you do.”
1. Wearing safety goggles, empty the shaving cream and as much pressurized gas as possible from the shaving cream can by pressing the nozzle until the can is completely empty. Do not attempt to cut into the can if it contains shaving cream, otherwise the pressurized can may explode, producing metal shrapnel.
2. Wearing safety goggles and work gloves, and working outdoors, use the safety can opener to carefully open the bottom of the empty shaving cream can. Make the initial puncture at the back of the can, in case the can opener makes a small dent in the metal. When you first puncture the can, the remaining pressurized gas in the can may squirt a small amount of shaving cream from the hole.
3. Carefully rinse out the can with water, being careful not to cut yourself on the sharp bottom edge.
4. Wearing work gloves, lightly sand the bottom edge with 220-grit sandpaper—without grazing the paint on the side of the can.
5. Using a pair of scissors, snip off the plastic tube from inside the can as close to the top of the can as possible.
6. Using the hot glue gun, attach the piece of PVC coupling (with the factory-cut edge facing down to ensure a precise fit) onto the inside of the can bottom.
7. Cut several strips of foam rubber 1 inch wide and adhere them inside the circumference of the can, roughly ¼ inch above the bottom edge as shown, to create a ring of foam so the plastic tube attached to the bottom lid fits snugly inside.
8. Place money or valuables inside the can, replace the bottom lid, and stand the can on a shelf in your medicine cabinet. To prevent jewelry from jangling inside the can, wrap the items in a tissue before placing them inside the can.
The plastic tube attached to the bottom lid fits snugly inside the ring of adhesive foam attached to the inner wall of the empty shaving cream can, allowing you to hide anything that fits inside the hollow can.
In the 1993 movie Jurassic Park, computer programmer Dennis Nedry (Wayne Knight) uses a modified Barbasol shaving cream can to smuggle frozen dinosaur embryos from Jurassic Park on Isla Nublar. Nedry crashes his jeep, drops the can (which gets covered by mud), and gets killed by a Dilophosaurus. The fate of the Barbasol cryocan provides the main storyline for Jurassic Park: The Game.
1. Pack clothes for one outfit (especially for children) into a freezer bag, zip the bag shut most of the way (leaving an opening roughly 1 inch long), and then sit on the bag to expel the air.
2. Place your mouth against the opening and inhale to suck the remaining air from the bag. Or insert a plastic drinking straw through the opening and into the center of the plastic bag, seal the bag shut (up to the straw), suck out the air from the bag, and pull out the straw.
3. Zip the bag shut, and pack it in your suitcase.
The plastic freezer bags contain the clothes, making it easier to stay organized, and sucking the air from the bags compresses the amount of space the clothes take up.
1. Remove the back from a pair of stud earrings, poke the two pins in opposite holes in the button, and replace the backs on the pins from the underside of the button to hold the pair of earrings in place.
2. Place a different piece of jewelry inside each compartment of the pill container.
3. Crumple up tissues and place one in each compartment to prevent the jewelry from jangling around while traveling.
4. Seal the pill container shut, and wrap a rubber band around it lengthwise for added security.
5. Slip the pill container into the ziplock bag and seal it. This way, should the pill container pop open unexpectedly, the bag will catch any jewelry that may fall out.
6. Place the pill container flat in the suitcase between layers of clothing to prevent it from opening unexpectedly.
The buttons keep the pairs of earrings together and prevent them from getting lost, and the pill container keeps the jewelry organized, sorted, and tangle-free. The pill container provides seven compartments for you to pack enough jewelry for a weeklong trip.
Pill containers have a wide variety of other convenient uses:
1. Place bulky clothes, blankets, or even a foam mattress pad inside a plastic kitchen trash bag.
2. Remove any cleaning attachment from the vacuum cleaner hose, insert the end of the hose through a hair band (or doubled-over rubber band), and slide the tie one foot up the hose.
3. With your hand, bunch up the mouth of the plastic trash bag and hold it closed lightly.
4. Insert the end of the vacuum cleaner hose into the top opening in the trash bag (pressed against an item inside, not the plastic side of the bag), and gather the mouth of the bag shut around the hose.
5. Slide the hair band (or rubber band) down the tube and over the bunched-up mouth of the bag to hold it in place and form a seal.
6. Turn on the vacuum cleaner and suck the air from the plastic trash bag until it stops shrinking.
7. Slide the tube out from the bag with the vacuum cleaner still running, and holding the bunched-up section of the bag, spin the bag to tighten it shut.
8. Use the hair band to seal the bag shut.
9. Turn off the vacuum cleaner.
The vacuum cleaner sucks the excess air from the bag, creating a vacuum seal and compressing the contents inside.
Rather than using kitchen trash bags (which are 0.95 mil), you can use thicker trash bags (1.05 mil) or contractor-grade trash bags (3.0 mil) so the bags don’t accidentally rip open as easily.
1. Place the smelly suitcase, trunk, or duffle bag open outside on a porch to air out for several hours.
2. Place several dryer sheets inside the suitcase.
3. Seal the suitcase shut and let it stand undisturbed for one week.
4. When packing the suitcase, place a few dryer sheets between clothing items in your suitcase.
Dryer sheets keep your clothes smelling fresh and prevent them from absorbing any mustiness from old luggage.
When storing suitcases, leave the zippers open so the luggage can air out. Here are a few more tips to keep your luggage fresh:
1. If the rubber wheel on a suitcase cracks and falls off, leaving behind an inner metal roller, tear a strip of duct tape the width of the wheel.
2. Wrap the strip of duct tape tightly around the inner metal roller (making certain the width of the tape is centered on the roller) in the direction the wheel turns (from front to back) so the tape does not unravel when you roll the suitcase.
3. Continue wrapping strips of duct tape around the wheel until the layers of duct tape attain the same diameter as the opposite wheel.
4. If necessary, use a utility knife to carefully trim or bevel the sides of the duct tape tire to prevent the sides from rubbing against the frame of the suitcase.
5. If desired, cover the finished wheel with a strip of black electrical tape to cover the adhesive on the beveled edge and give the improvised tire the same color as the opposite tire.
The duct tape creates enough thickness to temporarily double as a spare tire for the luggage.
You can also replace a broken luggage wheel with a Rollerblade wheel, provided you have one of matching size. Remove your broken luggage wheel with a screwdriver or hex wrench, reusing any existing washers. If the wheel is attached with rivets, you need to replace the entire bolt and axle. An inline skate wheel will actually be more durable and roll smoother than a standard luggage wheel. Adding a colorful Rollerblade wheel to your luggage will also make your bag easier to identify at baggage claim.
1. Carefully paint the heads of any screws on your suitcase (generally found on both sides of the handles) with a coat of brightly colored nail polish.
2. Let it dry.
3. Repeat if necessary, to give the nail polish a second coat.
When your suitcase comes through the baggage claim at your destination, you’ll immediately spot the unique spots of color on your luggage. Unlike a colored tag or ribbon tied through the luggage strap, the brightly colored screws are not easily removed.
Buying a uniquely colored suitcase with an outlandish design reduces the chances that other travelers on your flight, train, or bus will have the same luggage as you, minimizing the likelihood that others will accidentally mistake your luggage for their own. Here are more ways to make your luggage easily identifiable:
To avoid being slapped with additional fees at the airport, weigh your bags in advance to make sure they do not exceed the weight restrictions.
1. To prevent bottles and tubes of liquid products like shampoo and conditioner from exploding and making a mess inside your suitcase, use a pair of scissors to cut a 2-inch square of plastic wrap.
2. Remove the cap from the bottle, jar, or tube, set the plastic square on top of the mouth, and replace the cap securely.
3. For added security with a flip cap, tape down the flip cap with masking tape and then adhere another strip of tape around the circumference.
4. Place the bottle or tube in a freezer bag, zip the bag shut most of the way (leaving an opening roughly 1 inch long), suck the remaining air from the bag, and seal the bag shut.
5. Wrap the excess plastic from the bag around the bottle or tube.
6. Nestle the bottle or tube in the center of your suitcase, surrounded by clothes or tucked inside a shoe or sneaker for additional protection.
The plastic wrap seals the opening in the tube or bottle shut, so if the cap accidentally flips open or the bottle gets squeezed, no liquid will burst out. The masking tape prevents flip caps from accidentally flipping open.
Here are a few other items you can use to pack your toiletry items safely for travel:
Here are a few additional ways to use binder clips:
1. Zipper the suitcase securely shut so that the eyeholes of the zipper keys line up.
2. Insert the end of the paper clip into the aligned eyeholes, and rotate the metal clip until it is firmly attached.
The paper clip holds the two zipper keys together so the zipper cannot be accidentally opened. While this technique may not stop a thief from breaking into your bag, it does create an obstruction that will certainly slow and possibly dissuade a thief seeking an easy heist.
If you have an abundance of key rings in a variety of sizes, you can use them for much more than simply holding keys.
1. Hold the pair of jeans to find the inner hem behind the zipper.
2. Using scissors, carefully cut a horizontal opening approximately 1 inch long along the top of the inner hem.
3. Roll up the money and slide it through the opening, and push the roll of bills down toward the bottom of the newly created pocket.
4. Don the jeans.
5. To remove the roll of money from the hidden pocket, simply press your fingers at the bottom of the pocket to push the roll upward toward the opening.
The hem behind the zipper in a pair of blue jeans forms a slender vertical pocket that can be accessed by cutting a horizontal slit in the top of the hem. A slender roll of money inserted in the pocket remains hidden inside the jeans. (Note that an airport full-body scanner will detect the roll of money.)
1. Most ties have a stitch sewn up the center of the back of the tie to hold together the two sides of decorative fabric. Using the stitch-remover tool, remove the stitches from the bottom 5 inches of the wide end of the back of the tie.
2. Most ties contain a stiff fabric core to maintain the shape of the tie. Sew the piece of fabric to the inner fabric core (but not through the front side of the decorative fabric) to create a pocket.
3. Sew the opposing sides of the Velcro strip to the opposite fabric flaps of the backside of the tie.
4. Insert your folded cash or credit cards in the pocket, close the flaps of the back of the tie, sealing the Velcro strips securely, and wear the tie as usual.
The Velcro strips keep the back of the tie sealed shut, concealing the secret pocket containing your cash and credit cards.
For an Automotive Kit
For an Emergency Kit
For a Fishing Kit
For a First Aid Kit
For a Sewing Kit
1. Fill the plastic prescription pill bottle with any combination of the aforementioned items to make a compact emergency kit.
2. Secure the lid shut.
An emergency kit stored in a plastic prescription pill bottle remains watertight and conveniently sized to easily fit in your bags.
You can also use a prescription pill bottle to carry any of the following:
1. Cut a straw the length of one-half the length of your delicate chain jewelry.
2. Feed the end of the chain through two straws and clasp the necklace closed.
3. Place the necklaces between two sheets of plastic wrap.
The plastic straws prevent the delicate chain from knotting and tangling, and the plastic wrap prevents the necklace from jangling inside your suitcase.
To disentangle a knot from a fine chain necklace, place the chain on a sheet of paper and sprinkle some baby powder or cornstarch on the knot. Using two sewing pins or needles, slowly and carefully pick out the knot. The baby powder or cornstarch lubricates the metal, making the knots easier to remove.
1. Place the unopened wine bottle in the freezer bag and zip the bag shut most of the way, leaving an opening roughly 1 inch long. Suck the remaining air from the bag and seal the bag shut.
2. Wrap the excess plastic from the bag around the wine bottle.
3. Slide the wine bottle inside the sock.
4. Loosen the laces of the sneakers to make ample room for the wine bottle.
5. Insert the base of the bottle in one sneaker, wedging it tightly.
6. Place the neck of the bottle into the other sneaker all the way up to the toe.
7. Nestle the sneaker-encased wine bottle in the center of your suitcase, surrounded by clothes for additional padding to prevent shifting.
8. If you don’t have a pair of sneakers, wrap the wine bottle in a sweater or a pair of jeans.
The padded sneakers provide sufficient cushioning to protect the glass bottle and minimize the vibrations that can negatively affect wine. The ziplock bag provides additional protection should the bottle break and leak.
1. Place one maxi pad (adhesive strip up) on a flat surface and peel off the paper protecting the adhesive strip.
2. Peel off the paper protecting the adhesive strip from a second maxi pad, wrap the maxi pad (adhesive side out) around the middle of your foot, and adhere the ends to each other to make a loose loop.
3. Place one flat side of the loop on the exposed adhesive strip of the first maxi pad to create a strap for your foot.
4. Peel off the paper protecting the adhesive strip from the third maxi pad.
5. Thread the third maxi pad (adhesive side down) through the loop and line it up to cover the first maxi pad (adhesive side up).
6. Press the third maxi pad firmly in place to attach it to the first maxi pad.
7. Repeat steps 1 through 6 with the remaining three maxi pads.
8. Adhere confetti or a decorative strip of paper to the exposed adhesive strips on the two loops that serve as the straps.
9. Slip your feet into the loops.
The adhesive strips hold the maxi pads together, and the resulting slippers are comfortably padded and surprisingly cozy.
1. Spread the newspaper on a working surface outdoors or in a well-ventilated area.
2. Open the map, and place it on top of the newspaper.
3. Wearing the rubber gloves, safety goggles, and dusk mask, spray a light coat of hairspray over the surface of the map.
4. Let the surface dry for 30 minutes.
5. Flip the map over, and again wearing the rubber gloves, safety goggles, and dusk mask, spray a thin coat of hairspray over the back of the map.
6. Let the surface dry for 30 minutes.
7. Repeat the entire procedure to give both sides of the map a second coat of hairspray.
8. Fold up the map and pack it inside a ziplock bag.
The fixative in the hairspray gives the map a waterproof coating, and the ziplock bag further protects the map from moisture and abrasion.
Many companies now produce waterproof maps, but if you need other ways to protect an existing paper map, try:
1. To get into a locked zippered suitcase, jab the point of a ballpoint pen into the sealed zipper combs near the lock—puncturing the seal made by the zipper teeth.
2. With the pen inserted into the perforation between the zipper teeth, glide the pen along the zipper to open the suitcase.
3. To reseal the suitcase, simply grab the lock holding the zipper mechanism shut and zip up the suitcase.
4. Return the zipper mechanism to its original position, leaving no sign that anyone has tampered with the suitcase.
The zipper is a meshed-tooth slider fastener, and jabbing and sliding a sharp object between the fastened meshed teeth separates them, just like the mechanical slider does.
1. Rather than lugging a heavy suitcase into a new hotel each night, pack individual canvas grocery tote bags with one day’s worth of clothes—a shirt, a pair of pants, a pair of socks, and underwear.
2. Place your toiletry kit in the first canvas bag.
3. Place all the packed tote bags in the trunk of your car.
4. When you check in to your hotel, bring the first canvas tote (including the toiletry kit).
5. In the morning, place your dirty clothes in the tote, place it back in the trunk, and move the toiletry kit to your second canvas tote bag.
You still travel with a sufficient amount of clothes, but each night you reach into the trunk and grab one small canvas tote bag containing a change of clothes and your toiletry kit—eliminating the hassle of hauling a large suitcase into a new hotel room each night.
To keep reusable grocery tote bags organized in your trunk, simply place a plastic bin in your trunk and fill it with the totes.