Hi Cheryl,
How are things?
I’m sitting in my hole,
trying to stay awake,
wondering where the war is.
I’ve learned two things:
Never take off your boots
unless you’re showering.
Never turn in your M-16 once
it’s drawn from the armory.
Well, I ain’t visited a shower in days.
Think I’ll risk it. Gunther has hotel soap from
his leave in Thailand. It smells like pretty girls,
warm feelings.
As always_______ _______ !!! Phil
P.S. Marines requisition about anything,
even Kotex. Great bandages, helmet pads,
slathering BBQ sauce on pigs.