Mickey

USS Hermitage LSD-34 Pussy Patrol

Don,

Now that it’s daylight savings I can start playing

golf after I knock off ship’s work. With some luck

I might get on the ship’s team.

I don’t like to think about what I’m going to do

when I get out of here—besides throw a bitchin’ party.

Guess I’ll take the GED. If I don’t pass

I’ll be the oldest guy in high school.

I’m sending you a fag from Tortola,

but that’s it, man,

I swear!

Your ex-friend,

“The Mick”

P.S. Cheryl said you might bag that

assistant pro job at the country club.

Prick!