USS Hermitage LSD-34 Pussy Patrol
Don—
Check it out: More than 1,000 sailors
lined-up on deck with our flies open
and our dicks hanging out.
Master Sergeant says, “What’s the gag?”
We salute, all serious.
“If we’re gonna work like horses
we’re gonna look like horses, Sir!”
“The Mick”
P.S. Man, I’ve been off my game.
Can’t sink a stinkin’ bar of soap
in the drain with the butt of my rifle.
P.P.S. I hear you got that job.
Better let your peeps play free!