Can you open your room during lunch period, so we have a decent place to sit? (Not enough tables and chairs in the cafeteria.) I’d make sure no one put stinky food in your wastebasket or otherwise messed up the opportunity.
(Thanks for not making us sign our name)
Your outfits are quite hep for an English teacher. But, Ms. Hawes, I think you should try nude lipstick instead of pink. I also suggest a different eye shadow. Turquoise?
Your Fan
Who do you think you’re kidding with this suggestion box crap? Teachers don’t care what we think!
No Dummy
I wish you’d put the Hall Pass in a discreet spot so we don’t have to raise our hand when we need to use the restroom.
Embarrassed
I like it that you read to us even though we’re in high school. Okay so that’s not a suggestion, but I thought you should know.
The Listener
I’d like to suggest that next semester you don’t seat us by alphabetical order. I’m tired of the same “D” looking over my shoulder.
Serious Student
I’d like to petition that the bells ring closer together. Either that or blow up this dump.
Bored-to-Death
Sometimes a person is retarded due to circumstantial happenings beyond their control influence, such as missing the bus and having to pedestrian in shoes that crush obstruct their toes. If you have to mark us down (is it a school rule dictorium?) I’d appreciate the occasion to make up points. I don’t dismiss book reports if you permiss us elucidation of comics.
Always Late