USS Hermitage LSD-34 Pussy Patrol
Don—
So, we snuck this dog on board for our
mascot. A scrawny mutt, probably a virgin.
We named him Stud.
The signalman flashed every ship
in the area till we found a bitch.
Stud got a bath and all gussied up with
aftershave. Everyone crammed in to
catch the action, but that bitch wasn’t
interested in our guy.
I think she was a Lesbian.
“The Mick”
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