WILKIN CHECKED HIS watch, though there was no need. He could tell from the angle of the slowly setting sun over the courtyard that it was nearly five o’clock. His stomach gave a small rumble, right on time. The agreeable prospect of scrambled eggs was looming.
He heard crisp footsteps coming over the cobbles through the gate and turned to see the insolent fellow he had encountered earlier. At least he was now wearing more suitable clothing, though still a little too casual for Wilkin’s taste. The carpet bag was still clutched in his hand. The man gave Wilkin a broad smile. It was blatantly insincere, thought Wilkin, but at least now the fellow was trying.
‘Hello,’ said the stranger. ‘I have returned, as you see. Is the one known as the Doctor still with Professor Chronotis?’
Wilkin was forced to repay politeness with politeness. ‘No, sir. The Doctor left a few minutes ago. You’ll find the Professor in Room P-14.’ He indicated the way.
The stranger’s smile faded. ‘Thank you, gatekeeper,’ he said icily and strutted over towards the entrance Wilkin had indicated.
Wilkin looked after him, shaking his head and tutting. In all his years at St Cedd’s, and in all his dealings with undergraduates, graduates, dons, chancellors, deans, masters and, much more rarely, red-faced girls trying to sneak past him in the early hours of Sunday mornings, he had never before felt such a strong sensation of having failed in his duty as porter, of having allowed an enemy into his stronghold.
Wilkin shook the feeling off. The fellow was probably from Oxford.
‘More tea, my dear?’ asked the Professor, inevitably.
Romana had cleared the books away from what she had suspected was a comfortable chair. She sat down and stretched, trying to appear calmer than she felt. ‘Lovely! Two lumps, and no sugar.’
The Professor smiled and tweaked her on the nose. Romana would have resented such an action from anybody else, but he seemed such a nice old man.
As he slipped back into the kitchen, Romana gave up on her attempt to relax. The chair wasn’t nearly as comfortable as she’d hoped anyway. She idly twitched a corner of curtain and looked through the window onto the back of the college, leading down to the river. The sun had almost set, its last rays picking out the bare branches of the trees in shades of copper. The clouds had moved on now, mostly, and she could see a crescent moon low in the sky.
She shivered. The reassuring sounds of the Professor pottering about in the kitchen, seemingly without a care in the universe, were small consolation. She kept thinking of those voices she’d heard earlier, the whispered screaming of souls in torment. The Doctor’s forbidding mood had unnerved her even further. For him even to consider an appeal for help to the Time Lords, the situation must be desperate.
Perhaps he was just being grand and portentous. After all, on the surface of it, all that had happened was that some human had accidentally wandered off with an old book that was probably completely harmless.
But as she looked at the moon, and remembered those voices, Romana shuddered again. She thought of those ancient scourges of the Time Lords – Subjatric and Rundgar, Lady Scintilla, Salyavin —
Suddenly the Professor was looming over her. ‘Oh dear,’ he was saying.
Romana snapped out of her reverie instantly. ‘What’s the matter?’ she demanded, perhaps a little overdramatically.
‘I’ve run out of milk,’ said the Professor sadly.
Romana laughed. ‘I think that’s the least of our problems.’
The Professor leaned in closer, concerned. ‘You’re shivering, my dear. Are you cold?’
‘No,’ said Romana. ‘It’s just a silly feeling. No scientific basis for it. Those voices we heard, I can’t stop thinking about them. I’ve given myself the creeps.’
The Professor sighed. ‘Oh dear. A cup of tea will make you feel better.’ He turned to the kitchen and stopped. ‘Ah – no milk. I’ll just pop out and get some. There’s a little shop around the corner, very convenient, who doesn’t love a little shop?’ He bustled over to the door.
Romana, remembering the Doctor’s dire warnings, jumped up from the chair and barred his way. ‘I don’t think that’s an awfully good idea, Professor.’
The Professor blinked. ‘Why not? It’s the only way I know of getting milk. Short of keeping a cow.’
Romana nodded to the TARDIS. ‘Don’t worry. We’ve got plenty.’
‘Ah, splendid!’ The Professor peered over his spectacles at the police box. ‘Yes of course. It’s a Type 40 TARDIS, isn’t it?’
Romana opened the door of the TARDIS. ‘Yes. They were on the Vintage and Veteran Vehicles syllabus at the Academy. It’s amazing this one’s still going.’
‘I remember when they first came out, you know. When I was just a boy.’ He chuckled and reached out, stroking the wooden shell with affection. ‘That’ll show you how old I am. A vintage veteran myself.’
Romana leaned down and tweaked the Professor’s nose. ‘Nonsense. As they say nowadays on Gallifrey, “6,000 is the new 4,000”. Anyway, the milk – I won’t be a moment.’
‘Oh yes you will,’ said the Professor. ‘That was one of the problems with the old Type 40 design. The kitchen’s much too far from the control room.’
Romana smiled. ‘I’ve never known the Doctor to use the kitchen anyway,’ she said, and slipped inside.
Professor Chronotis stood for a moment looking at the TARDIS, seeming to stare back into days long gone. ‘Hah, good riddance, good riddance to the lot of ’em…’
His thoughts were interrupted by a babble of voices from the corridor outside his rooms. ‘Tsk. Undergraduates,’ he muttered darkly.
There was a sharp, single knock on the door.
‘Come in, then!’ called the Professor automatically, and equally automatically he headed into the kitchen to prepare tea for these visitors, whoever they were.
Skagra entered the room, and winced. He was seeking one book. Here there were many, but they had all been scattered carelessly around in no particular order, with creased and cracked spines, dog ears and – most horrifically of all – many, if not most, of them were adorned with dark brown ring-shaped stains, as if some beverage vessel had been placed on top of them. It was a place of vile untidiness and confusion.
‘It’ll have to be lemon tea, I’m afraid,’ called a scratchy, ancient voice from an adjoining room. ‘No milk at the moment, the girl’s gone to get some.’
Skagra noted the tall blue container in a corner of the room. He recognised it from the video-texts he’d scanned earlier as the Doctor’s TARDIS. He was tempted to try and gain entry but realised this would be a long and complex process with no guarantee of success. Furthermore, it was not a necessary course of action.
Only the book mattered.
Skagra opened the straps of the carpet bag and the voices grew louder, more insistent.
‘How many of you are there, for heaven’s sake?’ called the Professor’s voice, slightly tetchily. ‘I’ve only got seven cups!’
‘Professor Chronotis!’ barked Skagra.
The Professor appeared in the kitchen doorway, carrying seven cups on a tray. Skagra was not impressed. So this is what becomes of a Time Lord at the end of his days, he thought. All that power, all that genius, frittered away into dust and darkness.
The Professor blinked and looked around. The babble of voices grew louder still. ‘Where are the others?’ For the first time, Chronotis seemed to grasp that something was very wrong. He peered intently at Skagra. ‘Who are you?’
‘I am Skagra. And I have come for the book.’
‘Book?’ the Professor bluffed desperately. ‘What book?’
‘You know what book,’ said Skagra. ‘Give me the book.’
‘I don’t know what you’re talking about,’ said the Professor. ‘I haven’t got any books.’ He corrected himself hastily. ‘That is to say, I have lots of books. Lots and lots of books. What book would you like?’
‘The book you stole from the Panopticon Archives,’ said Skagra simply.
The Professor’s grip on the tray slackened and it began to wobble. ‘What do you know of the Panopticon?’
‘The book, Professor! You are to give it to me!’
‘On whose instructions?’
‘Mine,’ said Skagra. ‘Give me the book.’
‘I’m terribly sorry,’ said the Professor, clearly trying to sound casual but betrayed by the rattling of the cups on the tray, ‘but I don’t know where it is. Honestly, I don’t know!’
Skagra inclined his head and fixed Chronotis with his iciest stare. ‘If you will not give me the information voluntarily, I will deduct it from you. I am sure there is much else in your mind that will interest me.’
He opened the bag wide and the sphere rose angrily from inside, the babble of voices reaching a crescendo. Before the Professor could react, the sphere zoomed towards him and fixed itself to his forehead like a limpet to a rock.
The Professor cried out in pain and dropped the tray with an almighty crash.
His arms waved frantically in the air, trying to reach up to remove the sphere.
‘Do not fight the deduction, Professor,’ Skagra advised him coolly. ‘Do not fight it or you will die.’
He watched calmly and dispassionately as the old man’s frail body buckled and he collapsed on to the threadbare-carpeted floor.