She’ll bite your toes and shred your clothes.
She’s a four-legged demolition team.
Don’t let the blue eyes fool you.
Her needle teeth will school you
in keeping things you value out of reach.
Swamp Monster.
Demon spawn.
Jaws’ little sister.
Furry piranha.
Nothin’s safe since
She came to live here.
Mop the floor, one time more.
My shoes are toast, this can’t go on.
Keeping up is such a chore.
That helpless little ball of fur
Will keep you running, run some more!