CONTENTS
Map of the Middle East
Map of the Indian Subcontinent
Prologue
Chapter 1: Li Beirut
Chapter 2: An Alien with Extraordinary Ability
Chapter 3: Pube Face, Towelhead, Camel Fucker, Cave Nigger
Chapter 4: The Garden of Paradise
Chapter 5: Shoot Me in Here
Chapter 6: The Naked Believer
Chapter 7: The Satanic Verses
Chapter 8: Mecca Vegas
Chapter 9: Muslim Boot Camp
Chapter 10: Mecca’s Many Muhammads
Chapter 11: My Passage to India
Chapter 12: Islam 3.0
Glossary
Bibliography
Thank Yous
About the Author