DEAR MR DICKENS’
The jungle grows ever thicker and more oppressive. At night the cries of distant unknown beasts fill the air. Lord Philip Barham is an exemplary expedition organizer’ however’ and well deserving of the Natural Science Institutes bursary. We have real hopes of entering the Jurassic valley again tomorrow. After dinner’ served in candlelight by the admirable Jackson’ we even attempted a few lively renditions of Gilbert and Sullivan numbers. We have nearly finished the brandy’ however.
Pip told me all about his previous expedition when he first discovered the hidden valley’ lost in an oasis of time. The rest of his party had long turned back’ calling him insane. Yet still he followed the ancient glyphs’ appearing at intervals through the jungle’ which he believed to be signposts to somewhere wondrous. Exhausted and nearing starvation’ he at last stumbled over a precipice—but instead of falling to his doom’ he descended into a lake heated by thermal springs. All around’ giant dragonflies whirred’ and ancient fern species thrived. Herds of huge beasts’ no longer seen in the civilized world’ roamed freely.
This second expedition with film and camera equipment should prove most illuminating. I have also taken rubbings of all stelae we have encountered so far and hope to translate them upon our return.
VERY BEST WISHES’
Emilly
IMPRINTS OF SKELETON LEAVES AND RAINBOWS DECORATE THIS STUNNING PIECE’ which belonged to the third Lord Barham. Followers of the adventuring family’s exploits may remember that Lord B disappeared in darkest Peru while attempting to find the source of the Ucayali. This fob watch was discovered’ with his field notes and several new species of beetle’ in an empty canoe drifting some miles down the Amazon.
There is a twin to the large rainbow gem’ set into the bar at The Adventurer’s Club’ Mayfair. When the two stones are in alignment’ the watch vibrates’ ensuring that the wearer can never be lost and will always be able to return to the club in time for luncheon. This makes Lord Barham’s disappearance all the more mysterious.
His son’ Philip’ has mounted several expeditions to discover the truth’ believing that his father may have been captured and held prisoner by a lost civilization deep in the jungle.
OLD WATCH
POLYMER CLAY SKINNER BLEND
POWDER PIGMENTS’ IRIDESCENT AND GOLD
SCRAP CLAY
LIQUID POLYMER CLAY FOR GLAZING
I0Z POLYMER CLAY’ GREEN
5–6 3MM OR 4MM CRYSTAL CHATONS
ACRYLIC PAINT’ BROWN AND BLACK
SMALL FOSSIL
0.4MM GOLD PLATED WIRE
I DOME BUTTON
4” (10CM) PIECE OF LARGE BRASS CHAIN
LARGE BRASS JUMP RING
TINY BRASS BEETLE CHARM (VINTAJ)
ASSORTED CHARMS AND BEADS’ ALL BETWEEN ½“ (1.5CM) AND I” (2.5CM)
WATCHMAKER’S SCREWDRIVER SET
TISSUE BLADE
PASTA MACHINE (FOR CONDITIONING AND ROLLING CLAY)
FLAT-NOSE PLIERS
CABOCHON MOLD
STAMPS (BY SEE-D MORSELS)
TWEEZERS
COTTON SWAB OR SPONGE
2-PART EPOXY GLUE
SMALL PLASTIC OR PAPER CUPS
BENT-NOSE PLIERS
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Try spraying the surface of the clay with water if your stamps stick. You can overlap images’ too. If you don’t like your pattern’ smooth the clay and start again.
AS THE HORDES OF TENTACLED AIR KRAKEN EMERGED FROM THEIR DAYTIME LAIR’ hoping to feast on the delicious blood of princess Aspidistra of Vlacq’ only one man stood in their path. Brandishing his Apogee 726 repeating pistol’ Captain Pip Barham leapt into the midst of the monsters. Firing wildly left and right’ he did not think them too many’ slaughtering the cephalopods with careless abandon.
The King of Vlacq was suitably impressed’ and it is only with great difficulty that the future Lord Barham extricated himself from the marriage arrangements and evaded pursuit by the lovesick and wilting Aspidistra.
Upon his return to Blighty’ he was awarded The Empire Medal for services leading to greater harmony between the empire and alien nations’ and also The Swift Cross for outrageous embellishment of exploits.
METAL DONUT AT LEAST ½“ (1.5CM)LARGER THAN YOUR WATCH (I USED A VINTAJ BRASS DONUT AND A SCAVENGED ALUMINIUM DISK FROM THE INSIDE OF A COMPUTER)
A BROKEN WATCH AT LEAST ½” (1.5CM) LARGER THAN THE DONUT’S INSIDE HOLE
ALCOHOL INK
TAFFETA RIBBON THE WIDTH OF THE OUTSIDE OF YOUR DONUT (MINE IS I½” [4CM])
KILT PIN (WITH OR WITHOUT HANGING LOOPS—MINE DOES HAVE THEM)
SMALL PIECE OF LEATHER’ FELT OR ANY OTHER NONFRAYING FABRIC
WOODEN SHAPING TOOL AND DAPPING BLOCK (OPTIONAL)
WATCHMAKER’S SCREWDRIVER
2-PART EPOXY GLUE
SMALL PLASTIC CUPS
COCKTAIL STICKS
SANDPAPER
SCISSORS
NEEDLE AND THREAD
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The brass ring I used already used has a useful raised lip’ so it was unnecessary for that medal. Experiment with all sorts of frames’ but make sure they are a good weight to hang well.
If you want to distress or color your metal surround’ now is a good time to do that. I added a bit of alcohol ink to my aluminum medal and’ when it was dry’ distressed the edges with fine sandpaper.
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Look for interesting striped grosgrain and taffeta ribbons in unusual colors. If they seem a little bright’ you can always dim the colors a bit by dipping the ribbon in a cup of hot black tea. This will give them an aged effect.
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If you prefer for your pin to be completely hidden’ you could sew a regular broach finding to the back edge of the back ribbon’ so it has no visible means of support. If you have a long medal bar’ you could thread a few medals onto it and hang them all at once!
THROUGH THE RED SWIRLING MISTS OF MARS’ the jungle drums were sounding their war cry. With an explosion of heat’ a geyser erupted on the path directly ahead. With all exits now cut off’ Captain Pip and his trusty sidekick had nowhere left to turn. Then a shapely arm’ covered in tribal trinkets’ beckoned through the fog. Without hesitation’ they set off in pursuit.
The beautiful Martian and her equally lovely handmaidens hid them from her tribe for many moons’ teaching them how to survive on the strange rocklike fruit thrown up by the geyser’ and to bathe in the warm volcanic water. When eventually their distress flare brought a regimental escape gurney’ Lord Barham (to be) gently took the Gorgonops tooth necklace from the neck of the sleeping Martian and stole away into the night.
WHITE POLYMER CLAY
TRANSLUCENT POLYMER CLAY
BRASS FILIGREE RING (I USED VINTAJ 24MM FILIGREE RING)
0.6MM BRASS WIRE
SHEET MICA (FROM OBJECTS AND ELEMENTS)
BLACK STAZON INKPAD
4 9MM ETCHED JUMP RINGS
6 7MM JUMP RINGS
10 5MM JUMP RINGS
0.4MM BRASS WIRE
HEISHI BEADS (FROM OBJECTS AND ELEMENTS)
ABOUT 7 GARNET AND AMETHYST TUMBLE CHIPS
FOCAL BEAD (I USED A I” [2.5CM] DIAMETER RAINBOW JADE DISK)
2 LARGE OPEN COPPER COGS (TIM HOLTZ SPROCKET GEARS)
22” (56CM) LENGTH SUEDE LACE
4 BRASS NECKLACE ENDS TO FIT THE SUEDE LACE
CLASP (I USED A 27MM × 9MM ETCHED CREATIVE BAR FROM VINTAJ AND ANOTHER TIM HOLTZ SPROCKET GEAR)
PASTA MACHINE (FOR CONDITIONING AND ROLLING OUT THE CLAY)
TISSUE BLADE OR CRAFT KNIFE
FLAT-NOSE PLIERS
WIRE CUTTERS
ROUND-NOSE PLIERS
SHARP SCISSORS
DRILL OR HOLE PUNCH
RUBBER STAMP (I USED INK AND THE DOG CLOCK PLATES)
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You could use all sorts of things for the top of the tooth—an open metal ring’ a cog’ an ornate ring or some fancy wire work.
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If your tooth looks a bit bright and white’ you can make it creamier by rubbing it with acrylic paint and then quickly rubbing most of it off with a tissue. Alcohol ink mixed with blending solution works well’ too.
When everything is threaded’ make another wrapped loop at the other end. Trim any excess wire.
Cut the suede lace in half. Fold one piece of lace in half and pass the folded loop end up through the cog. Thread the loose ends through the loop and pull tight.
Secure the ribbon findings to each of the four ends of leather lace. Thread a 5mm jump ring onto the ribbon findings from one side of the necklace and close. Attach half of the clasp to the 5mm jump ring using a 7mm jump ring. Repeat this on the opposite side for the remaining clasp.
WHEN THE ONLY REMAINING TRACES OF CAPTAIN PIP WERE A SET OF IDENTIFICATION TAGS HANGING FROM A BRANCH’ HIS ARISTOCRATIC FAMILY FEARED THE WORST. Having surreptitiously attached a tracking device to the regulation regimental tags’ they really should have realized that their son would soon have discovered the surveillance and made a bid for freedom.
After his grand tour of the less salubrious areas of the Empire—leaving behind a wake of broken hearts’ leveled buildings and impressive dueling scars—he returned to the bosom of his family and was reunited with the tags. Fortunately’ on his travels he had learned a few tricks and was able’ with a few small modifications’ to transform the tags from a trailing mechanism to a fine shortwave radiophonic device’ capable of picking up the latest tunes from Vienna’ Lyra and London.
2 BRASS DOG TAGS (I USED VINTAJ ALTERED BLANKS)
SMALL COG OR WATCH PART
NAILHEAD RIVET
BLACK ACRYLIC PAINT
ABOUT 2” (5CM) OF IMM THICK WIRE I USED SILVER-PLATED COPPER WIRE)
LARGE JUMP RING
BRASS CHAIN (LONG ENOUGH TO GO OVER YOUR HEAD)
METAL BENCH BLOCK
SANDBAG OR PIECE OF RUBBER
MASKING TAPE
METAL LETTER PUNCHES
HEAVY HAMMER (I6 OZ)
PLASTIC HAMMER
DRILL WITH 1MM BIT OR METAL HOLE PUNCH
NEEDLE FILE
WIRE CUTTERS
RIVET HAMMER
TISSUE
TABLETOP VICE
FLAT FILE
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To imprint the letters onto the tag’ you need to hit the punches pretty hard. Practice on a piece of scrap metal. I try to hit each letter just once’ in case the punch moves.
Mark where the rivet holes are going to be and punch or drill them out. Make sure there is enough space for the cog or watch part. File the edges smooth’ if necessary’ and check to make sure the 1mm wire will fit through exactly.
Using the rivet hammer’ gently tap all around the edge of the stem’ curving and flattening the “corners” into a mushroom shape that won’t pull through the hole.
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You can also use permanent markers and alcohol inks to color inside the letters if your tag is made of a shiny metal. Simply draw or paint onto the surface’ wait for the inks to dry and then gently sand off the unwanted areas with a superfi ne sanding pad.
To complete the necklace’ thread the two tags onto a large jump ring and hang them from a chunky chain (see Opening and Closing a Jump Ring on page 114). Rather than adding a clasp’ join the cut ends of the chain together as you would a jump ring; or’ if the links are soldered’ use a jump ring.