Footnotes

1 Gretchen Wieners, feminist icon: Mean Girls, 2004.

2 Can it be said that the hot mess that is Lady Sackville is my favourite character in all of this.

3 Just to be clear, this isn’t how lesbians are made, but I definitely feel more comfortable in a tuxedo, and I definitely fancied many, if not all, of the female teachers at my school. Wait a minute…