EPILOGUES

Who tracks the steps of glory to the grave?

—Lord Byron

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

—Orson Welles

 

The Queen’s Wardrobe Keeper

Mrs. Papendiek’s Diary (5)

Dimity, elderberry, shawl and muff,

husband, children, grandchildren—

undinting service, no questions asked.

Remember the time the coach let you out

at the wrong station and you fell

crossing the meadow—how

the mud stain on your puce silk riled you less

than the put-out glare in the eyes of your host?

Ah, Charlotte. Did any stranger

other than the Queen you served

ever call you by name? Would you

have so desired it? Some say your diaries—

recollected forty years after the fact

at the urging of your children,

who thought it a proper “amusement”

for passing time during an illness—

provide anecdotal insights into life

at the Hanoverian court. Anecdotal,

as in having no bearing on world events.

Inconsequential theater, minutia,

silly stuff all in a day’s work—but

your day, your life.

 

All That Jazz

The African Prince

I fashioned a person to inhabit.

He was high maintenance

but so was I; we set each other ticking.

It was beautiful to watch as long

as you stayed out of the way.

I dropped in on the wife,

whored around the Continent for a while,

caught a cold hiding on a lady’s balcony

and went straight to the mineral baths of Karlovy Vary,

where I taught English to schoolboys

and wooed their mother in French. I hitched

a carriage-ride to the banks of the Kneiper,

where it was rumored Catherine the Great

was trolling for eels . . . ach, who cares

where I’ve been, where I came from,

where I went? All that matters in life

is joy—and joy (like me) is a traveling man.

I died on the way to Prague.

 

The Composer’s Coda

Ludwig van B.

I wanted fame. I wanted love.

I deserved bliss but bliss

scares easily.

I fled Bonn’s dreary terrain

for Vienna’s grave lilt:

There I learned to cherish

even the gaps, the static.

Fame became moot.

Love, a strategy.

Beauty was what I couldn’t seem

to hang on to. Beauty would

discharge her blandishments,

then retreat to observe the effect.

Now I know none of this is real,

none of this exists.

That next moment,

shimmering before you? Wink—

and it will either astonish you

or be gone.

 

Haydn’s Skull

And so it occurred in the year 1809

that gravedigger Jakob Demuth, paid handsomely,

handed over the prize to perpetrators

Michael Jungmann, Johann Nepomuk Peter,

and Joseph Carl Rosenbaum; that Rosenbaum,

former footman to the Prince and amateur phrenologist,

squirreled this, his most treasured possession, away

for years, even in face of the discovery,

the abduction and subsequent investigation

by the Prince’s guards, stuffing the mattress

just in time to declare his innocence

while his wife tossed in feigned fever on a lumpy bed;

and that the rogue Rosenbaum remained in possession

until his death; whereupon,

acting in accord to his testament

his widow (the erstwhile princess on the pea)

passed on this strange glory to Johann Nepomuk Peter,

who on his deathbed bequeathed it to

his clueless physician, Karl Haller,

who trusted Doctor Carl von Rokitansky,

curator of the Imperial Pathological Museum,

to know what to do. He did. He kept it.

Held on until 1895, when he himself

was dispatched to dust and the composer’s skull given

to the Viennese Society of Music Lovers,

devoted to keeping the music which had issued

from that head alive, and in whose museum

it reposed for sixty more years

before the reunion of body and soul found consecration

in Prince Esterházy’s Haydn Mausoleum

at the Bergkirche in Eisenstadt, in 1954.

 

The Name Game

George Augustus Polgreen Bridgetower

Will the real name please stand up?

Not the geographical marker (look for

a bridge, a tower; that is the place)

or the stamp of shame that is Bridgetown,

complete with slave compounds and a dramatic escape.

George! To please the King, every second son

was stuck with George somewhere in their monikers,

while Augustus lent a hint of classical bragging rights.

What’s in a name is what you put in it;

the concealment’s all in a day’s work.

Here, only the middle name, odd

as it is, seems real. Clumsy Polgreen,

sticking out, refusing to move.

Poland Forever? A large conifer?

A staff to lean on, the flowering rod of Moses?

We’ll never know. Just as we’ll never know

if the day that doesn’t exist

was the day he was born,

or the day he died,

or both.

 

Instrumental

A stick.

A string.

A bow.

The twang

as the arrow

leaves it.

The twang

praising

the imprint

it makes

on the air,

caressing

the breach

no one sees

shivering

struck

 

The End, with MapQuest

Will I cry for you, Polgreen? Will I drag out your end

though it is long past, though I drove slowly past

the place of your dying days and recorded

what I knew I’d find there—

families in townhouses, a sensible Vauxhall

parked askew in the carport behind the green grate?

Will I tell you, whispering to no one in particular

how even the street sign seemed greasy,

and that it was raining, natch, and whenever

I tried to focus on the thought of you

laid out in one of those miserable Victory cottages

(no turrets! no gilded palms! no jiggling regents!)

I had to do something, crack a joke or snap

another useless photo of the Bellenden Primary School,

but when we turned left to round the block

for the fifth time, it was the perfectly dismal

sight of a fast-food joint on the corner,

Sam’s Kebabs, which cheered me. Would you understand?

The red and yellow neon script, shouting

like a Janissary band, so tacky it was buoyant,

colorful because there was no good reason

to be afraid of shouting with the whole world

determined not to hear you,

though they tried to shut you up all the time.

Do I care enough, George Augustus Bridgetower,

to miss you? I don’t even know if I really like you.

I don’t know if your playing was truly gorgeous

or if it was just you, the sheer miracle of all

that darkness swaying close enough to touch,

palm tree and Sambo and glistening tiger

running circles into golden oil. Ah,

Master B, little great man, tell me:

How does a shadow shine?