“A man’s rootage is more important than his leafage.”
—WOODROW WILSON
“If you have a mother-in-law with only one eye and she has it in the center of her forehead, you don’t keep her in the living room.”
—LYNDON B. JOHNSON
“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”
—GEORGE W. BUSH
“I’ve got relatives who look like Bernie Mac, and I’ve got relatives who look like Margaret Thatcher.… We’ve got it all.”
—BARACK OBAMA
“If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
—DONALD TRUMP