MARRIAGE

“I see no need of a wife so long as I have my health.”

—CALVIN COOLIDGE

“If the wife comes through as looking too strong and intelligent, it makes the husband look like a wimp.”

—RICHARD NIXON

“I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.”

—JIMMY CARTER

“I believe I’m a better authority than anybody else in America on my wife.”

—BILL CLINTON