I missed the sign that said OPEN for business
For good times APPLY WITHIN
I overlooked the sign that read FREE RIDES HERE
Forgive me for not understanding the rules
of etiquette for revealing attire
The clause that gave you the right to disrespect me
Just because I have large breasts and a big behind
I’m sorry if the media has lead you
To believe in a fantasy
But lies have been told
Your need for oral copulation and sweaty sheets
Has got you chasing false advertisements
I AM NOT A HO
I don’t do service calls or lunch escapades
If you placed a price tag on me
Then I’m out of your league
I’m a queen and always a lady
I’m truly sorry but a mistake has been made
Please listen while I clarify
My sign says
APPLY BRAKES PROCEED SLOWLY