Arousal
Baby canon
Baton
Battering ram
Beachhead
Bearded gourd
Boat
Bone
Boner
Breadstick
Broadsword
Broken flashlight
Brush
Bulging monster
Canary
Cock
Crocadildo
Cucumber down under
Cum hammer
Cum musket
Dick
Diiiiiiiiick
Dingle
Dong
Dorian Jr.
Eggplant
Emission hose
Endowments
Flagpole
Flesh axe
Flesh shaft
Gearshift
Ham hock
Hard-on
Harpoon
Hot dog
Hot meat
Jelly bean
Jewel of Gwahlur
Jizz cannon
Johnny Corkscrew
Jolly Roger
Leaky meat pole
Libertarian
Long Tom
Love bulge
Man thimble
Manhood
Meat
Member
Moby Dick
Nubbin
Organ meat
Organ of benevolence
Pants oak
Pecker
Peen
Pego
Penis
Pike
Plank
Pleasure zucchini
Pocket rocket
Pole
Prick
Protuberance
Pussy drill
Rod
Rolling pin of delight
Royal prerogative
Sausage
Schlong
Sex stick
Shaft
Shillelagh
Situation
Skin sledge
Skull and crossbones
Splooge hose
Spoo hose
Stiffy
Sword
Tallywacker
Third leg
Thor’s hammer
Thulsa doom
Totem
Trouser fugitive
Turgidity
Upright reverend
Wedding tackle
Whalebone
White whale
Wiener
Wood
Wooly Willy
Yule log