Year Ten in numbers

Fights with Mum: 172 (well, that’s how many it felt like)

Friends made: 3

Friends lost: 1 (I only count Kate; Belinda, Bethanee and Brianna were never really my friends)

Number of times I told people to f-off: 1 (and Belinda still hasn’t forgiven me)

School activities participated in: 1 musical, 0 extracurricular sports

Jane Austen novels read: 3

Jane Austen novels hated: 3

Maths tests failed: 2

Brownies baked: 200-ish

Brownies eaten: 57-ish-ish

Boyfriends: 1