BONUS JUSTIN: Justin has also suggested that his experience backpacking in various parts of the world—funded, of course, by a generous trust fund—makes him some sort of foreign affairs expert. Which is right up there with Sarah Palin’s apocryphal “I can see Russia from my house!” But no mind. As anyone who has ever been trapped in a corner at a dorm-room party knows, the best authorities on world politics are always the dudes who have just, like, gotten back from backpacking through Europe, bro.
“If I’m sitting here as prime minister, it has very little to do with my last name.”
Justin What’s-His-Face explains to the BBC how, through mere pluck and hard work, he made it on his own, and all while facing so, so many challenges.