Bonus alternate history: Imagine if our boy Justin was around back in the days of Stalin or Mao. Think how he would have spun that!

There’s actually a level of admiration I have for the Soviet Union, because their basic dictatorship is allowing them to collectivize their farms on a dime. Plus they’re doing a great job of convincing people to relocate to Siberia. I mean, there are like trains full of people heading to the gulags, which I assume is some sort of resort. And over in China, Mao has been able to make a great leap forward without forcing millions into starvation—as far as I know.