Siri, what is both the funniest and most depressing Canadian headline of the last four years?

LIBERAL SPENDING REVIEW SO FAR IDENTIFIES NO CUTS, BUT HIGHLIGHTS NEW SPENDING

Globe and Mail

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Let’s savour that for a moment, shall we? “Liberal spending review so far identifies no cuts, but instead highlights new spending.” The article goes on to explain:

A Liberal government pledge to root out waste and inefficient programs has yet to identify any spending cuts. Instead, the government is using the review to justify new spending.

You can’t make this stuff up!