There is a kid who lives with us
Who no one’s ever seen.
He’s the guy who broke our vase
And painted Fluffy green.
He drew the funny pictures
On my brother’s bedroom door,
And left those worms to shrivel up
Inside my dresser drawer.
He also took my favorite cookies
From the cookie jar,
And put a tuna sandwich
In the brand new VCR.
In fact, he does most everything
That you might think is bad.
Of course he isn’t really real . . .
Just don’t tell Mom and Dad.