If Mother asks you to make supper,
Don’t protest, pout or scream.
You can use my favourite recipe
Called “Stomach Ache Supreme.”
Get ice cream from the freezer,
Put it in a baking dish,
Pour some chocolate syrup on it
With a can of tuna fish.
Sprinkle it with chocolate chips,
Some salt and pepper too.
Dump a blob of honey on the top,
Now there’s a “treat” for you!
Spread peanut butter on it,
Add cinnamon to taste.
Garnish it with spinach
And a jar of almond paste.
Place it in the oven
And bake it for awhile
Then serve it to your family,
Give them heaping helpings,
Expect some stomach pain.
They’ll never, never want you
To ever cook again!