Icky, sticky, slimy sludge,
A greasy, gloppy, grimy smudge,
Oozy, swampy puddle splatter,
Gooey, gunky cookie batter.
Dirty, filthy, mucky scum,
Gluey, stringy, tacky gum,
Meat and sauce from sloppy joes—
Time, I guess, to change my clothes.
Joyce Armor
