A sorcerer has cursed me
and I don’t know what to do.
Once I had two bright blue eyes
and now I’ve thirty-two!
My head is pointed sharply.
I grew a three-foot nose.
My ears are like two melons.
And now I’ve twenty toes.
My mouth is full of long, sharp fangs.
Compared to skunks I stink.
My arms drag on the pavement.
And my hair is glowing pink!
A sorcerer has cursed me.
I must thank him right away.
For now I’m much more handsome
than I was just yesterday!