“Just so you know,” said Taryn, approaching my desk after class, her “Peace and Love” shirt shimmering malevolently, “if you have an opinion about something, you’d better be ready to defend it.”
“Sorry I was just talking—”
“Right. You were just talking. Sounds were just coming out of your mouth with no connection to thoughts. I understand.” She smiled sweetly. “But in this school, you’d better be ready to back it up. That’s what we’re about here.”
People are not taking shit about the gold standard at Eaganville. Noted.
“Thanks for the pro tip,” I said.
“Anytime.”
“Hey, do you happen to know where the Arbus room is, ’cause that’s where my math class is. I don’t even know what time period Arbus is from.”
“This is why they invented Google. To help people who don’t know things.” She tossed her head with the slightest twirl of her pink hair and headed out.
The Arbus room was located with the other photographers (who knew? I did, after I googled her), which only took me fifteen minutes to find. The hallways were madness, weird people rushing about, following their muses, scrambling underground like rats in tunnels. Luckily, after the bell “rang” (another piece of classical music that I didn’t recognize, but I heard someone say, “Mahler! Good choice!”) things were a lot emptier, so I was able to get lost in peace.
Wandering the halls gave me time to breathe. My old school, my old life, was gone. I absently checked my phone to see if any of my friends had messaged me. Nope. I couldn’t really blame them after what went down, but it still stung. I was alone.
I passed by the guidance counselor’s office, which was decorated with the pennants from the colleges and universities kids had been accepted to. It was a who’s who of the best places in the country: Michigan, Northwestern, Boston College, Yale.
Earlier in the year I had been thinking I’d be putting up one of those pennants myself. Now? Probably not. When you fail half your classes the first semester of your junior year, your college dreams take a big hit. But that was probably the least of my worries.
Eaganville was small enough that everyone had the same lunch period. The cafeteria at least had been renovated since the days of the convent and had gleaming new tile and track lighting. That didn’t seem to help the food, which was the same prison-caliber mush that I’d had at my last school. The sad little turkey-and-cheese sandwich I’d packed didn’t seem so bad all of a sudden.
I held my sack lunch in front of me and scanned the boisterous, chaotic room. The tables were octagonal, surrounded by plastic benches, and they all seemed filled with people chatting, laughing, and completely unaware of my existence. I was used to people segregating by obvious cliques—the jocks, the preps, the band geeks—but the categories here were completely foreign.
People with piercings and blazers? Check.
Art students with partially shaved heads? Check, check, and check (there were three tables of these people).
People wearing ties? Why the hell not?
New Girl sits alone in the back, I guess.
“Hey bat girl!”
I guess there are worse nicknames. It was Lakshmi from first period, hustling over to collect me.
“Sydney, actually,” I said.
“I just wanted you to know that was awesome this morning. You lit that motherfucker up. That was some badass shit.”
I thought back to first period and didn’t recall a nonstop stream of profanity coming out of this girl, and yet here she was. And I didn’t recall lighting anyone up, either, seeing as how my confusion about the gold standard was eviscerated in front of a cheering audience.
“Milo.”
“Oh. Thanks,” I said. “Yeah that guy was a total asshat. I thought the class needed to know.”
“I love it. You got a place to sit?”
“No. I was figuring on sitting alone like a total outcast, but then I looked around the room and, um… looks like all the outcast roles are taken, so…”
She laughed and wrapped a strong arm around my shoulder, pulling me toward the back of the room.
“You can sit with us. We are some badass motherfuckers and we totally appreciate your take-no-shit attitude.”
At the table were two of the least badass motherfuckers I’d ever seen.
“This is Elijah,” she said, pointing to a gangly redhead with the physique of a scarecrow. He was so skinny it looked like he didn’t have room for internal organs and was simply a collection of elbows and knees strung together with fishing line.
“Hey,” he said, shaking my hand like an adult and looking me directly in the eyes with a kind of supernatural confidence. He had piercing blue eyes, deep and rich like undersea jewels, but not like I was paying attention to them or anything—
“And I’m Thomas,” said a slightly husky Black kid in a sweater vest. Thomas had short-cropped hair, serious glasses, and a clipped way of speaking that strongly suggested he was a genius.
“This is the girl I was telling you about,” said Lakshmi, settling in. “Right to Milo’s face. ‘Who is this asshole?’!”
They beamed at me.
“I believe I said, ‘God, what an asshole,’” I said, taking a quick bow.
Elijah laughed. “That is amazing. You are my new hero. I mean, just to be clear, Lakshmi is my hero, but you’re like second.”
“Thanks. That means a lot.”
“I’m sure it does.”
Thomas shook his head in appreciation. “Do you know who Milo is?”
My smile died a little bit. “Apparently not. I’m new.”
“Milo is Speech and Debate. Varsity.”
“Ooooh,” I said, making a big whoop gesture with my hand.
Thomas blinked. “Seriously.”
Lakshmi cut in. “Yeah, I mean, next time you’re gonna want to keep your mouth shut, but today was spectacular. Like, I love what you did today, but you also just made a serious enemy who will probably destroy your entire life. Just an FYI.”
“Speech and Debate?”
“Yeah.” Lakshmi’s eyes went wide. “They are hard-core here.”
“Like a gang?”
“No, like an after-school activity.”
“Oh.”
Lakshmi leaned over the table. “You’re new, so you probably got a pass today. But Eaganville has the number one Speech and Debate team in the country. They run the show, all right? They’re like… worshipped. Taryn, that girl today?”
“Also Speech and Debate?”
“Yup. Even the teachers don’t fuck with them. They’re awesome.”
Elijah put his hands up. “They’re not that awesome. I was on the team.”
“He was kicked off,” said Thomas.
“I was not kicked off, I quit—”
“After they said, ‘You’re kicked off.’”
“Were you there? Were you in the tribunal? No.”
“They have tribunals?” I said.
“The whole culture is fucked up,” said Elijah. “I am a better person now. I am healthier; I’m able to actually sleep at night so that’s a bonus. I’m living a normal life.”
“Debatable,” said Thomas.
“Anyway,” said Lakshmi, with fiery glee in her brown eyes, “if you want to work out your rage, you should totally come out for the basketball team. We could use someone with raw, naked aggression and no fear of consequences.”
“I would do that, but, um… I really suck on account of the fact that I’m the least coordinated person ever.”
Lakshmi twisted her long black hair into a bun, and I noticed that she had actual muscles. “Don’t even worry about it. You would fit right in. Sadly. You should see these bitches. They’re like journaling during the games. The whole team is a disaster. No one gives a shit about sports at this school.”
“You’re making a really strong case for the basketball team right now,” said Elijah.
“I’m just being real with her. It is a flaming shitstorm and you should definitely join.”
“Or, barring that,” cut in Elijah, “I do improv comedy, so…”
“Oh my God,” said Thomas. “She’s not doing improv.”
“Anyone can do improv! You could do improv if you wanted. You wouldn’t be very good, but you could still do it.” Elijah turned to me. “Thomas is a theater snob. He doesn’t actually perform in the shows, but he’s an aficionado.”
“I choose not to perform in the shows.”
“Stage fright.”
Thomas took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. “It’s not—Hmm. There are myriad reasons why one wouldn’t want to be onstage—”
“I can’t think of any.”
“Besides, my talents are best used behind the scenes.”
“Crying in the wings.”
“Would you stop?”
“Sorry, guys,” I said. “I don’t have any talent, actually. That’s not entirely true, I guess. I’m really good at being a loser. So, are there any activities here for losers?”
Thomas looked at his friends. “Improv comedy, theater, and basketball come to mind.”
I laughed.
“We’re all losers here,” said Elijah.
“If you don’t have any special talent,” said Lakshmi, “why are you at a magnet school for the arts?”
“My mom and I moved into the district.”
“There’s a district?”
“There’s like a small section of… um… apartments where this is the closest school and that’s where you go if you don’t have a car. I just ended up here; I didn’t actually choose to be here.”
Elijah whistled in surprise. “You’re like the one normal kid in Xavier’s school for mutants.”
Thomas rolled his eyes powerfully. “Oh my God. First of all, there are other normal kids at Xavier’s.”
“Name five.”
“Um, okay, no.”
“You can’t, then. You can’t do it. My reference stands.”
Lakshmi pulled me close to her. “Well, you’re at a school for the arts now.” She smiled wickedly. “Welcome to the Upside Down.”