Humor Hall of Fame

Cartoon by Mike Baldwin

“You might be overthinking it. Sometimes a belly rub is just a belly rub.”

IT’S A GOOD THING SNAKES AND DOGS DON’T INTERBREED. NOBODY WANTS A LOYAL SNAKE.

—ROY BLOUNT JR., HUMORIST

My granddaughter loves my puppy so much, she asked, “When you die, can I have Romeo?”

“Of course,” I said. She was thrilled. “Oh, I can’t wait!”

—BARBARA CORREY WOODBURY, TENNESSEE

Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get by. You know why dogs have no money? No pockets.

—JERRY SEINFELD, COMEDIAN