Humor Hall of Fame
Cartoon from the book They Can Talk, published by Ulysses Press
Uncle Bart was a city boy whose familiarity with wildlife began and ended with pigeons. One time he joined us at our cabin in the woods. In the evening, he opened the door to let our cats in. The first cat walked in; then the second. Bart stood there coaxing the third cat to come, which we found strange—we had only two cats. The third cat was a possum.
—JONATHAN HAKULIN BALTIMORE, MARYLAND
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”