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Free prediction for member “Zeus”:

Your wife will have a son who will overthrow you.

OH ! My wife Metis is actually pregnant right now! I better do something JIC!!!

Zeus To-Do List

3 items

Edit

Swallow Metis and unborn child whole

Hit on all the ladies

Polish lightning bolts

Zeus

Does any1 have a remedy for a headache?

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Hermes: I have an idea. Hephaestus, use a wedge 2 slice Zeus’s open.

Hephaestus: ???

Ares: #KillerHeadache

Zeus: R u sure this is a good idea? I was thinking essential oils or something.

Hermes: Trust me.

Zeus: K, YOLO

Hephaestus

Whoa! So weird. As soon as I chopped open Zeus’s , a fully formed human dressed in armor sprang out! #EnterAthena #BrainChild

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