- Aphrodite -

Aphrodite

Kind of having an identity crisis here. No one knows where I came from. Ppl keep saying I was born out of sea foam—or worse. WTF

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Zeus

Zeus has created an event: Aphrodite’s Wedding to Hephaestus.

Zeus likes this.

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Aphrodite: Srsly, Dad? The blacksmith? FML

Group text: Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Eros

Aphrodite

Hephaestus! Have u what our son has been doing?

Hephaestus

*Sigh* Eros, have u been shooting people w/ s again?

Eros

Maaaybe…

Aphrodite

Well, stop it! The neighbors r that they keep falling in with the 1st person they . We’ve talked about this!

Eros

But, you guys—it’s sooo funny. ROTFLMAO. Even Grandpa Zeus thinks so.

Aphrodite

I don’t care! This is the end of it!

Ares

What r u wearing?

Aphrodite

Not now. My husband and I are dealing w/ Eros.

Ares

Bwahaha ur kid is the worst. C’mon. Tell me what ur wearing.

Aphrodite

Fine. My gold girdle w/ all the magic filigree.

Ares

OMG u look so hot in that.

Aphrodite

Hephaestus made it for me. Besides, I look hot in everything.

Ares

IDK why the ur still w/ that guy. He’s such a loser.

Aphrodite

It’s not like I wanted 2 him! Zeus made me. But I feel bad bc he’s so nice. Like literally, THE nicest guy. And you’re kind of a head TBH.

Ares

Well, you don’t become the #GodOfWar by holding s and helping little s cross the street.

Aphrodite

Lolz. Ur just lucky ur hot. I’ll u later.