- Orion -

Orion
Hey, Artemis. Sry about my idiotic brothers, Otis & Ephialtes. I worship u & would never disrespect u.
Artemis
Good 2 know. U still into hunting?
Orion
Am I into hunting?? I am literally the 2nd best hunter in all of ancient Greece!
Artemis
2nd best?
Orion
After u. #HumbleBrag
Artemis
Well played, sir. U still have that beautiful jeweled sword?
Orion
YOU MEAN THIS JEWELED SWORD?
Artemis
Lol, I wasn’t sure what u were going 2 send me.

Orion has checked into Island of Chios.

King of Chios
How did u get here w/o a ?
Orion
NBD I can walk on water. #ForRealTho
King of Chios
GTFO! That is so bad@$$! Can u also hunt? This island is covered in and !
Orion
Oh my!
King of Chios
Oh your what?
Orion
Nvmd. I can kill them. But it will cost u.
King of Chios
Gr8! In exchange, u can have my daughter’s hand.
Orion
No thx. I have 2 already & she prob needs it.
King of Chios
Lol, ur so funny. I meant u can marry her.
Orion
Sweet. I was goin 2 ask 4 a novelty key chain or tiny snow globe , but that works 2.
Orion
So when can I marry ur daughter?
King of Chios
Um, about that…
Orion
???
King of Chios
I changed my mind. Also, there might still be 1 left bc I growling.
Orion
That is the sound of ur lies, King of Chios! I will kidnap the & run away w/ her…or at the very least ask her 2 dinner.
King of Chios
Wait! Wait! Instead of getting , let’s just have a drink.
Orion
That sounds like a trick …but I am kinda thirsty. *Cheers*
dingbat
King of Chios
Keep refilling his until he is . Then blind him.
Servant
dingbat
Orion
WTF?! Kng of Chios, u wil pay 4 ur treachery! I wil regain my by staring in2 the —which I kno doesnt make sens at all but me tryy!
& dont even bothr writng back, bc I can’t see ur msgs anywway. U jerk.
dingbat
Hephaestus
Oh no. What happened, Orion?
Orion
I can’t ur txts, but if u happn 2 b Hephaestusss & r askng how u can help, send me a Cyclops 2 lead me 2 #TheRisingSun.
Hephaestus
Consider it done.
Orion
Again, IDK wut u wrote, but if u sed OK, thx.
Hephaestus
Trust me. I know what it’s like 2 have girl problems.

Orion has checked into The Rising Sun.

Orion
I can see again!
King of Chios
Oh . G2g!

Orion has checked into Empty Chios Palace.

Orion
Well, that sux. The king is gone. How will I get my revenge?
Artemis
IDK. Want 2 go hunting 2gether all over the ?
Orion
Sure!

Apollo has added Deadly Scorpion to his cart.

Artemis
Ur such a weirdo sometimes.
Apollo
dingbat
Artemis
WTF, Apollo! I just found Orion dead! FROM A SCORPION STING!
Apollo
That would b an awesome band name.
Artemis
ANSWER ME! DID YOU KILL ORION?
Apollo
Sorry not sorry. He was getting way 2 close 2 u.
Artemis
Well, maybe I liked it, Apollo. Maybe 4 ONCE I liked having a relationship w/ a who wasn’t RELATED TO ME.
Apollo
Ur right. I messed up. I just get so jealous. Is there any way I can make it 2 u?
Artemis
No. But I would like u 2 help me turn Orion into a constellation of so he can be remembered always.
Apollo