- King Midas -
Servant
King Midas, we found this satyr 
in ur favorite garden. 
in ur favorite garden. King Midas
I guess that’s y they call it a flower BED. 
Servant
Lol, good one. So wut should we do w/ him? Cut him up into tiny bits? 
King Midas
Servant
King Midas
Dionysus
I 
u let 1 of my followers go today. That was rly cool of u. In exchange for ur kindness, I will grant u 1 wish.
u let 1 of my followers go today. That was rly cool of u. In exchange for ur kindness, I will grant u 1 wish.King Midas
Dionysus
King Midas
. How about the power 2—wait 4 it—turn everything I touch into gold? 
Dionysus
Wish granted.
King Midas
My wish came true! Everything I touch turns 2 gold! Even my 
and 
. Man, gold is hard 2 type on. NBD, if anyone needs me, I’ll just be over here in my golden chair, sitting at my golden table, eating my solid gold food 
and drinking solid gold drinks 
from my gold chalice. Oh . Didn’t think of that.
REPLY
King Midas
Dionysus, this is not cool.
is not cool.Dionysus
Okay, okay. I will reverse the spell. Go 2 the river Pactolus 
& the water will fix everything.
& the water will fix everything.King Midas
I will do that rite now. THANKS! 
Dionysus
Did u learn ur lesson? 
King Midas
Yes! Nxt time I will just have trespassers cut up in2 tiny pieces! 
Dionysus
Princess Marigold: Oh no, Daddy!
You’re going 2 die of hunger and thirst! 
King Midas: OMG, ur right. Come here & give me a hug b4 I die.
Princess Marigold: OTW!
King Midas: Oh
. Now my poor daughter has turned 2 gold! FML.