- Medusa and Perseus -

Ever since Danae (and her stupid son Perseus) washed up on the shore of our , I can’t stop thinking about her. But Perseus is so overprotective! If only I could find a way 2 kill…OMG WAIT it just came 2 me.

Medusa

If looks could kill #SnakeHairDontCare #GorgonPride #MortalEnemy

REPLY

King Polydectes: You still turn people to stone, right??

King Polydectes

Hey, Perseus. I have a task that is so special, you are the only person in the who can do it.

Perseus

If it’s going on a double date w/ u and my mom, the answer is still NO.

King Polydectes

Lol, no, no. What I want now is much less creepy. (Ha.) I want u to behead Medusa.

Perseus

THE Medusa? R u serious?

King Polydectes

Yeah. #LongStory

Perseus

But u know if u look @ her directly, ur immediately turned 2 stone, right?

King Polydectes

Lol yeah. That’s why I’m sending YOU. haha jk jk

Perseus

www.GoSendMeDrachmas-PerseusFund.com

FML. The king wants me to behead Medusa. Little help here?

REPLY

Hermes: I have a pair of winged sandals you can borrow.

Perseus: Uhh, thx, dude. I was thinking more like weapons, tho.

Hephaestus: Got it. I’ll send u a ASAP.

Athena: And I can get u a mirrored shield.

Hades: My helmet of invisibility is here somewhere….

Perseus: Hell yeah!

Hades: But I have to find it first.

Perseus

Heyyy, Medusa. Can I stop by 4 a minute?

Medusa

No. I’m trying 2 sleep. Go away.

Perseus

Well, jeez. This is awkward. I already flew all this way….

Perseus has checked into Medusa’s Lair.

King Polydectes likes this.

Medusa

Not cool.

Perseus

I was in the area…come outside?

Medusa

What is that shiny thing? It’s blinding me. I can’t see anything. WAIT, R U CARRYING A SWOR

Perseus

It is done.

King Polydectes

OMG rly!??!

Perseus

Yah, I used the mirror 2 see her w/o getting petrified. Then I cut off her head. I’d send a pic but…it isn’t pretty….

King Polydectes

Wow. Did NOT see that coming.

Perseus

Neither did she lol