Hippodamia

U’ll never guess what just happened.

Stable boy

Hey, Hippodamia.

Hippodamia

Not now. The race has started. I’m so nervous.

Stable boy

Don’t be. I replaced the wooden pins on the wheels of ur dad’s chariot with ones made of—wait for it—wax! LOL!

Hippodamia

OMG, what?! My dad’s chariot just fell apart! He completely wiped out. NO! He’s dead!

Pelops

WHAT?! I can’t believe it. Throw that stable boy into the . (Even tho he basically saved my life.)

Pelops and Hippodamia have added “Wedding Rings: Certified Midas Gold!” to their cart.

Pelops

Now that I am the new , I would like 2 host a grand feast in honor of my late father-in-law, along w/ an athletic competition of strength , endurance , and speed in Olympia. #TheOlympics

REPLY

Hermes: Sweet. How often?

Pelops: What do u mean? It’s a 1-shot deal.

Hermes: I made bank off the last race. Could u make this a recurring thing?

Pelops: Fine. How about every 5 yrs?

Hermes: I was thinking 3.

Pelops: Sigh. Let’s meet halfway. Every 4 yrs.

Hermes: