- Daedalus and Icarus -

Icarus

Dad, I’m bored.

Daedalus

Of course ur bored. We’re being held prisoner by King Minos bc I helped Theseus figure out the solution 2 the labyrinth before the Minotaur could eat him!

Icarus

How DID he get out of that maze alive? The

may never know.

Daedalus

It’s common sense! He used a ball of thread, unwinding as he went, so that once he killed the giant beast, he could follow the thread back to his starting place.

Icarus

WHOA, I just assumed GPS or something. Thread would take 4ever.

Speaking of which…when are we getting out of here?

Daedalus

It’s been like 10 minutes. But relax. I have an idea.

Icarus

The last time u had an idea, we ended up in here!

Daedalus

No. This is different. I’m making wings out of

wax and feathers. If we wear them on our backs we should b able 2 fly out of a window & escape.

Icarus

WTG, Dad!

Daedalus

Just don’t fly 2 close 2 the

or the wax will melt & u will plunge hundreds of feet to a terrible, horrible death.

Icarus

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.

Daedalus and Icarus have checked into Highest Tower in Castle.

Daedalus

Ready…

Icarus

Dad,

the is coming for us!

Daedalus

Set…

Icarus

Man, he looks

Daedalus

GO!

Icarus

WHOA! We’re flying!

Daedalus

Yes, they’re working! Just be careful! Ur getting very close 2 the

Icarus

I know. But I need better light for my selfies. OH

!!!

Daedalus

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Icarus

#FinalSelfie

Icarus has checked into Davy Jones’s Locker.

Daedalus has checked into Sicily.

King of Sicily: Sorry about ur son. But wut u did was super cool. And u can live here now & do awesome renovations 2 my like u did 4 King Minos.

Daedalus:

King Minos: King of Sicily, I know u r harboring Daedalus! He is mine. Give him back.

King of Sicily: IDK wut u r talking about.

King Minos: I know u have him. ICYMI he literally posted a earlier in this thread. U just wait. I will find a way 2 get him back.

King Minos

King Minos has posted a challenge: Whoever can get a thin thread thru this conch shell will be rewarded w/ lavish gifts.

King of Sicily: Ooh! I

challenges. And lavish gifts. Daedalus, how can I get a thread all the way through this twisty, turny

Daedalus: If u tie a thread 2 an

and put at

the other end, it will crawl through, pulling the thread the whole way.

King of Sicily: Brilliant!

King Minos: Aha! I knew u had Daedalus. Give him back!

King of Sicily: OK, OK. U caught me. Why don’t u come here & get him yourself? I’ll even throw a huge feast in your honor.

King Minos: Fine. But I’ll have u know I always take a

before bringing escaped prisoners back 2 my

Daedalus: While very odd, that’s no problem. I will build ur

myself.

King Minos: OK, but when I turn the

on, I better not get scalded 2 death or something.

Daedalus:

King Minos: Wut is that thing u just sent?

Daedalus: Oh, nothing. Just a new invention I’m trying out.

King Minos has checked into Sicily.

King Minos has checked into Daedalus’s Special Bathtub.

King Minos

AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m burning to death!!!!!!! I can’t believe u did the thing I explicitly asked u NOT to do, Daedalus!!!!!!

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Daedalus

#Blessed

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King of Sicily: #TypicalDaedalus