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How a juicy hot dog nearly derailed Gandhi’s hunger strike

Helen Keller’s photoblog

Brigham Young wondering what to get his forty-three wives for Mother’s Day

Frida Kahlo’s lucrative endorsement deal with a tweezer manufacturer

Shakespeare selling out by bringing Romeo and Juliet back from the dead after the Queen calls the play “depressing”

Marilyn Monroe’s frustration at her new beau “J,” who blows her off because of an impromptu engagement in Cuba

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