The Warren
ANNOS MARTIS 238. 2. 3. 17:58
With the đibui screaming and chanting so loud my ears ring, Pinch walks before me, her hands tied behind her back. I drag my feet, taking blows from Krill, who keeps pounding my shoulder blades with butt of a blaster.
“When I get loose,” I whisper to Pinch, “I’m going to shove that blaster down his throat.”
“You still curse like a cobber,” she whispers back. “Try Himmel, arsch und Zwirn!”
“Himmel, arsch und Zwirn,” I whisper. “Mimi, got that?”
“Affirmative, Cowboy. The phrase is stored for later use. Would you like me to translate it into Common?”
“No, thanks,” I say. “I can pretty much figure it out.”
“There’s also Fick dich in Knie,” Pinch says.
I say the phrase, and Mimi stores it. We repeat the process again and again until Krill shouts, “Shut up! No more yak!”
Pinch smirks as he pushes us, driving us down the alleys until we reach our destination—the Razor’s hideout. It sits atop a semiconical volcanic hill with three steep sides. A rickety staircase winds up front of the hill, leading to a cobbled-together deck. In the middle of the deck is a slapdash shack made of tarpaper and sheets of corrugated metal. It’s been painted bright blue.
Inside the shack is where we expect to find the target.
Krill calls ahead to the đibui standing guard. “Tell the Razor that Krill has brung him some prezzies.”
A rumble of thunder shakes the sky. Above us, black clouds roil, coming together in one of the flash storms that make this part of Mars so inhospitable.
“That sounds ominous,” Pinch says.
“Yeah,” I say. “I hate rain.”
“I meant the presents bit,” she says. “I’m not chuffed about getting unwrapped.”
As we reach the door, the wobblies stop. Then spread out to form a perimeter. Krill pulls open a corrugated-metal door.
“Keep them here,” he snarls, and moves out of sight.
Time to locate our target and trip this snare we’ve built. “Mimi, do a scan of biorhythms in a six-meter perimeter.”
“My current capabilities are restricted to a three-meter perimeter due to the mass of bodies,” she replies. “Will you grant permission to access neuronano functions to increase capacity?”
“Granted,” I say. “Just get on with the scan.”
“Before I proceed,” Mimi says, “I am obligated by directives to state the warning that access to neuronano functions may lead to unintended consequences.”
“You’ve got permission to do whatever you have to do. Just hurry.”
“Affirmative. I will do whatever I have to do.”
Krill returns to the door. “Inside!”
The wobblies shove us forward. I trip. Bump into Pinch. Who staggers back against Krill. He shoves grabs her by the coat, then does the same to me and shoves us both inside. We land on our knees in a dark room lit by a LED bulb on a thin wire hanging from the roof.
“Stay!” Krill screeches.
“Strong for a malnourished alley rat, isn’t he?” I say.
Pinch cracks her neck. “Looks like one, too.”
Rain beats down on the tin roof. The Razor’s headquarters is little more than a tacked-together room sixteen by sixteen with a metal floor, metal walls, and tarps separating the rooms. The windows are covered with empty aminos sacks. A rickety table. A rickety chair. One man seated on it. Using a deck of playing cards to build a house.
This must be the Razor.
One look, and I know where he got the name. From a scar running from ear to ear across his throat. His face is hardened and unshaven, but he looks familiar. Where have I seen his face before? Medici said he was dalit. Could I have served with him?
“Negative,” Mimi says. “I have mapped his biorhythmic signature and compared to my database of all of your known acquaintances, and you have never had a significant relationship with this person.”
“Fanbloodytastic! You can do that?” I say. “Since when?”
“Since you granted permission to access neuronano functions. Doing so has greatly enhanced my capacity to take advantage of the advanced telemetry in your symbiarmor, as well as allowing me to access and compile previously inaccessible data.”
Oh, Arsch offen, what have I done?
Before Mimi can answer, the Razor says, “Welcome.”
I shrug, pressing the mic hidden under my coat with my chin, opening a channel to Vienne. “Thanks,” I say. “Fancy meeting you, Mr. Razor.”
“What sins,” the Razor says, “would you like to confess before you die?”
In the room on the fifth floor of the ryokan, Vienne pulls back from her scope. Durango and Pinch are in the shack. The đibui are still lounging around, waiting for action. Only the one with feathers on his head, the one who pushed Durango and Pinch inside, seems anxious. He’s leaning against the shack, listening, trimming his fingernails with a combat knife. Military issue. That makes him dangerous. And the prime target.
Her earbud buzzes. Durango’s voice comes across the channel.
“Fancy meeting you, Mr. Razor,” he says, like it’s a big joke. Will he never grow up?
“What sins,” comes a deeper voice, “would you like to confess before you die?”
Bingo.
She touches the mic looped over her ear. “Target marked. I’m in position. Call the shot.”
From the windows of a shack on the main causeway leading to the Razor’s hill, Aziz dials in on the penthouse using pair of omnoculars. He watches the đibui with the feathers manhandle Pinch and shove her inside. The face is familiar. What’s he called again? Something to do with fish. Krill. That’s it. Well, Krill, you’re going to get some payback very soon—if you’re still alive when I reach that hill.
Then the Sidewinder’s voice comes through his earbud. “Target marked. I’m in position. Call the shot.”
“Confirmed,” he says, pressing his mic. “Keep eyes on target.” He closes the channel, then buzzes Sarge. “Move into position!” For a few seconds, there is no answer. “Sarge! Do you read?”
Sarge is leaning against the inside of a latrine. He hocks a loogie and spits into the pot.
Aziz repeats, “Sarge! Do you read?”
Sarge lets out a loud belch. “Yeah, I read. Did you read that?
“The window is open!” Aziz commands. “Move out, soldier!”
“Roger that, Chief.” Always in such a carfarging hurry. Somebody ought to explain that this ain’t the military no more. It’s every blaggard for himself.
Sarge grabs a glass bottle from the wall. He barges out of the latrine, drinking from the bottle. He staggers down the alley until he reaches the end.
He looks up.
The bright blue shack.
Pay dirt.
He turns for the stairs. “Look out, Turtle and Pinchie. Sarge’s about to put on a show.”
“What sins would you like to confess before you die?” the Razor says, flashing a coy smile at Pinch.
Death and coy smile. The two don’t mix. “Sins?” I ask.
Razor turns his attention to me. “That’s what I said.”
“I don’t believe in sin,” I say. “Just in keeping your word.”
Razor returns to the house of cards he’s building. “You are a proud man. Pride goeth before the fall, they say, and I have always found it to be so.” He places two cards together to make a V on the layer below. He raises an eye to Pinch. “What’s your opinion on the matter?”
“Let loose of me,” she says, “and I’ll confess any sin you want. Even make up a couple for the nonce.”
“You have no pride at all,” he says, looking away from her. More cards. A loud noise outside. The Razor’s elbow shakes the table. “Who sent you?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” I say, sounding unconvincing even to myself. Where the wa cào is the rest of the davos? I think. Vienne should’ve shot somebody by now.
“We came to buy trinkets,” Pinch adds, trying to save my hide.
Razor nods. “Susie, you are a good liar.” He points at me with a card, the red joker. “But you are terrible. Did you think you could come into my place and not be recognized?”
I’m confused. How does Razor know my face? “Mimi, I thought you said we’ve never met?”
“You have not,” she replies.
Razor slaps the table. The house of cards falls. “Did you think I wouldn’t notice your pinkie, dalit? You must think, this Razor, he is so stupid, I can lie to his face!”
“He doesn’t think you’re stupid,” Pinch says. “He just is.”
“I like you, susie.” Razor laughs. “So I will give your friend the dalit a second chance. What would you like to confess?”
“Well,” I say, deciding to just go with the flow, “like you said, I’m a liar. I . . . I pretended to be a tourist so that I could meet you.”
“Why is this?” Razor says.
“I’m dalit, just like you,” I say, trying to plead. “There’s no work for the likes of me except stealing or mercenary work. I can’t steal, so I thought you might be looking for an extra gun.”
“More lies!” The Razor sweeps the cards away and throws the table aside. He puts a straight razor against my throat. “Lie again, I will kill you and cut out your wicked tongue!”
“I’m not lying. I am a mercenary,” I say, trying to keep my Adam’s apple from bobbing.
“It’s true!” Pinch yells. “We came for the concubine! We brought ransom!”
Razor flicks the straight razor closed and slaps it on the table. “Ransom?”
“For Charlotte du Save,” I say. “An Orthocrat named Medici sent us. A thousand pieces of coin for her return, like you demanded.”
The Razor rubs his chin, thinking. “A thousand pieces?”
“Mimi,” I say, “now would be a good time for you to tell me that the bioscan is finished.”
“The bioscan is finished.”
“And? Did you find her?
“That parameter is too broad,” she says. “Please redefine.”
“The concubine! Did you find her?”
“Indeterminate.”
“Mimi!”
“However,” she says, “I am able to confirm the presence of two females in close proximity. One, the individual identified as Pinch, is on your nine. The second is approximately six meters ahead, on your twelve. I read an elevated heart rate and rapid breathing.”
Razor looks at me, then at Pinch, then back to me. He sets the table back up and sits back down. Slaps the razor on the table. “Dalit, show me this thousand pieces.”
Outside, there’s a racket. Shouts. And then, wafting through the corrugated metal door, the unmistakable odor of pig shite.
A voice comes over my armor’s telemetry channel. “Look out, Turtle and Pinchie. Sarge’s about to put on a show.”
I look to Pinch.
She winks, letting me know she heard it, too.
“Uncuff me,” I tell the Razor, “and I’ll take you to where we hid the ransom.”
“Really, my friend, do you think I’m that stupid?”
“Maybe not stupid.” I grin. “But pretty carking oblivious.”
The door flies open with a clattering thump, and Sarge charges inside. He raises his bottle, beats his chest, and screams. “Aqua pura, barkeep! The drinks are on me!”
Through the scope of her sniper rifle, Vienne watches Sarge stumble up to the guards outside the penthouse. They cover their mouths, gagging at the stink, and he takes the opportunity to drop a gas grenade. Thin blue smoke billows out, and the wobblies scatter to the makeshift wall around the shack or vault down the stairs.
Sarge swings the sheet metal door open and throws his arms wide. Vienne watches for a few seconds, waiting for the signal.
Then—
Boom!
Sarge comes flying out the door.
“Open fire,” Aziz says through her earbud.
“Roger.” She sights the đibui brandishing a machete. Pulls the trigger.
Phtt.
He’s down, a round in his shoulder.
Vienne sights a pair of đibui converging on Sarge as he lays in wait.
Pulls the trigger twice.
Two wobblies down.
Through her scope, she sees a đibui pointing toward the inn, starting to shout. Phtt.
He never finishes the sentence.
That clears the penthouse, she thinks.
As Sarge gets to his feet, Vienne spots a line of wobblies running up the stairs. She fires until the clip is empty. “Path is clear for exfil, Chief,” she says.
“Good work,” Aziz says. “Sit tight, if you don’t mind. We might need your talents again. Out.”
But I do mind, Vienne thinks. She strips her mic off, then breaks down her weapon. “I’m not about to let Durango have all the fun.”