Ten

When I got home, the first thing I did was pull out my notepad. In the Alibi column beside Q’s name, I wrote “website admin—timestamps.”

The second thing I did was log on to the Dear Horrible Writer site and scroll, hoping to find some kind of confirmation of what Q had told me. Five minutes later, after pages and pages of comments, my breath caught and my muscles went taut.

I skimmed one particular comment again, the one with the reference to The Zero Boy Summer. AmyJo’s working title. I read the last paragraph four times. “I’ve seen things that would kill Melinda if she knew. Luckily, I’m a good person … or am I?” The comment was signed “AJ.”

AmyJo? It couldn’t be. That title wasn’t particularly original for a young adult novel. But also signed AJ? It had to be her. I checked the date. Two days before the murder.

I stared at it and finally took a screenshot. The idea that I was preserving evidence made my stomach roll. AmyJo? I continued to stare at the comment, creating scenarios where it made sense that AmyJo murdered Melinda. None made sense. It simply wasn’t possible. Was it? I picked up my phone to call her but changed my mind. I grabbed my car keys and jacket twice to go to her apartment, both times flinging them and myself on the couch instead.

“Okay, this is ridiculous,” I finally said to my empty apartment. “There’s got to be a logical explanation for this.” I just couldn’t figure it out due to extreme lack of sleep and nutrition. I heaved myself from the couch and returned to my computer. I jiggled the mouse and the sleeping screen awakened, showing once again the confusing comment.

I dialed the phone.

“Hi, Cha—”

“AmyJo, did you post a comment on the Dear Horrible Writer forum?”

Pause. Then a defiant “Yes, I did.” Quieter, she added, “She’s really mean.”

“You submitted The Zero Boy Summer to Melinda?”

“Yes. And she rejected it. Of course. I told you guys it wasn’t ready, but you all said I should start sending it out.”

“Not to Melinda! There are so many other agents who aren’t evil. I would have helped you make a list.”

“I’m not a child, Charlee.”

“No, but you are from Iowa and your glasses are perpetually rose-colored. You should have—wait.” I paused. AmyJo wasn’t stupid. Nor was she a masochist. “You just wanted to prove to us your manuscript wasn’t perfect, and a rejection from Melinda allowed you an easy I-told-you-so. But why didn’t you mention it?”

AmyJo grunted. “Seemed impolite with her being murdered and all.”

“Impolite? How ’bout suspicious?” I leaned into my computer screen. “What does this mean? ‘I’ve seen things that would kill Melinda if she knew.’”

“Have you ever been to her house? Dirty clothes all over her bedroom, sink full of dirty dishes, hair clogs. So many hair clogs.” AmyJo paused. “I don’t know why, but I took pictures. I’d never post them. I wouldn’t be able to look my minister in the eye again, so I deleted them.”

My brain turned into a Tilt-A-Whirl. “You were in her bedroom?”

“Yeah. I’ve been cleaning her house for a few months.”

“You’ve been … ”

“Cleaning her house for a few months. Yes.”

“For a few … ”

“Yes! Months.” I heard the impatience in her voice. “I’m back working for my sister.”

“What about your library job?”

“I still have it. I work for DebbieJo on my days off.”

“Why didn’t you tell me?”

“I don’t know. Embarrassed, I guess. Don’t get me wrong, I love the job. There’s something very satisfying about turning a huge mess into something beautiful and shiny. But I’m almost thirty and I can’t quite support myself.” She paused. “I didn’t think you’d understand.”

“Oh, AmyJo. Of course I understand. Why wouldn’t I?” But did I? Really? I got the whole need to make more money, but cleaning Melinda’s house? That just seemed weirdly coincidental.

“Because you’re successful at what you do and I’m … not.” When I didn’t respond, she added, “I will say, though, I haven’t lost my touch as a house cleaner. Zip, zip, zip. In and out in under three hours.”

I didn’t know what to think, so I said rather lamely, “Well, I’m glad your sister had an opening. Hey, Ames, I gotta go, but I’m glad we cleared that up.”

“Charlee, I didn’t kill Melinda.”

“Of course you didn’t. Talk to you later.” I disconnected with trembling fingers, then pulled up the browser on my computer. I couldn’t remember the name of DebbieJo’s cleaning service, even though AmyJo and I had both worked for her after college. AmyJo moved back to Denver with me from Des Moines because she wanted a taste of big city life, and it didn’t hurt to have her sister and a crappy job here as a safety net, either. AmyJo didn’t think cleaning houses was the world’s worst possible way to earn minimum wage like I did, however. I’d blocked it out. Like PTSD.

I typed “housecleaning Denver.” 9,350,000 results. Seriously? There were only five million people in all of Colorado. Apparently everyone gets two housecleaning services. We’re messy here, I guess.

Squinching my eyes tight to better access my memory, I had a vague recollection that the name was overkill. A rubber ducky hovered on the periphery of my brain. Yellow. Rubber. Squeaky. My eyes flew open and I typed “Squeaky Clean as a Whistle” in the browser. A map, address, phone number, and reviews popped up. I clicked on the first one and had my phone dialed as soon as I read, “I can’t say enough about DebbieJo’s team.”

“We’ll make your home squeaky clean as a whistle. DebbieJo speaking.”

“Hi, Deb, it’s Charlee Russo.”

“Charlee! Hi. What’s going on? I hope you’re not looking for a job.” DebbieJo chuckled, and I pictured the dimple that matched AmyJo’s when they smiled.

“Perish the thought. I couldn’t please you back then and I certainly couldn’t now. I was just talking to AmyJo, and she said she’d been doing some cleaning for you, and—”

“Yep, she was chomping at the bit to clean this huge house we have on the schedule, like it was—oh, golly, I’m sorry, Charlee. I forgot you knew Melinda Walter. That was really awful, wasn’t it?”

“Yeah.” We held a respectful silence. “Why was AmyJo chomping at the bit?”

“You know how she is. Sees something she can make perfect and rolls up her sleeves.”

“But why that house in particular?”

DebbieJo paused. “The Walters tip pretty well and it’s a fairly easy clean, with just the two of them living there.”

That made sense, I guess, despite what AmyJo had said about the biblical proportions of hair clogs.

DebbieJo continued. “There’s a lot of square footage, but no dogs or kids to clean up after.”

“Speaking of which, how are your girls? Must be pretty big now.” My segue sounded disingenuous, even to me. But DebbieJo didn’t seem to sense any insincerity. Must be a maternal thing, thinking everyone wanted to know every detail about your kids.

“They’re great. A handful, but great. Good to get away from them and regain our sanity every so often.”

“Got a trip planned?” I asked, proud of my sly way of verifying AmyJo’s babysitting alibi. Even if it was weird that she’d been cleaning Melinda’s house, if she had an alibi, then that was all it was—weird. Not criminal. Not nefarious. Just weird. And I could live with weird.

“We took one last weekend at the Broadmoor. Heavenly. Thank goodness AmyJo likes to stay with the kids. She even took them to school Monday morning.”

I grinned. Alibi confirmed.

After some more chitchat and an estimate for cleaning an apartment my size, we said goodbye. Still unclear about one thing, I called AmyJo.

“Hey, why did you want to clean Melinda’s house so bad?”

After a few beats she said, “Because I wanted to find something to give me an edge, maybe a boost of confidence when I submitted my manuscript to her. It was stupid, but I wanted her to have a house decorated in pink lace with puppies and kittens frolicking. Something to prove she wasn’t as horrible as everyone said.”

I thought about Q saying Melinda made people do stupid things. “Sometimes, AmyJo, things are exactly as they appear.” Tears surprised me by welling behind my eyelids. I suddenly felt a sense of relief I hadn’t felt in days. “The good news is, DebbieJo verified your alibi.”

“You called my sister? To verify my alibi?”

Uh oh. “I’m checking everyone. You’re the second one I’ve crossed off. You can’t imagine how this feels. Don’t be mad.”

“I’m not mad. It’s just weird, having my best friend think I killed somebody.”

“Not any more weird than thinking all your friends might have killed somebody.”

“I guess,” she said. “Who’d you cross off first?”

“The mechanic who serviced Melinda’s car. I didn’t get any kind of creepy vibe from him or his boss. The guy was sweet and barely speaks English. I doubt he reads it either. And even if he did, any motive would be a stretch. Plus, a murder this involved is clearly personal and it would have been random for him to find my manuscript and then go to all this trouble.”

“So, you’re investigating this?”

“I guess I am. I realized if I wanted to get my life back to normal I needed to take some action. I couldn’t just hide under my covers. Plus, it was my manuscript. I feel more than a little responsible.”

“Charlee, you’re not—”

“I know. But I feeeel responsible. Like it wouldn’t have happened except for me.”

“Well, I’ve been working on a theory. Wanna hear it?”

“Desperately.”

“You know how we always joke about Einstein’s IQ being higher than his EQ? I think Mr. Thaddeus Eichhorn II has finally fallen off the deep end, lashed out, gone kookoobananas.”

Two words in that sentence caught my attention—“kookoobananas,” because it was the perfect AmyJo-ism, and “Thaddeus,” because I always forgot that was Einstein’s real name.

The first time I saw Einstein’s real name written out was on one of his book covers. He told me he fought with his publisher about it, but he lost. When I asked him why he didn’t want it revealed, he said the world was better off without another Thaddeus Eichhorn. When I asked where his father was, he simply said, “Dead,” with a grimace like there was a bad taste in his mouth.

Maybe AmyJo was right.

“I don’t trust him anymore, Charlee. And remember when I asked him to help me get that job at the University? He told them I was milquetoast and that I liked little kids.”

“I still don’t even understand why you asked him for that reference. And you know he meant milk toast because it’s homey and comforting. Remember that story he told about his mom making it for him when he was sick?” I knew AmyJo was rolling her eyes because I’d seen her do it every single time we talked about this.

“But—”

“And he wasn’t saying you were a pedophile. He was trying to tell them you wrote for kids.”

“Well, what they heard was that I was a wishy-washy pervert unfit to work there.”

I bit my tongue, because it was more likely she was unqualified to be an assistant professor.

“I let it go at the time—”

“No you didn’t.”

“—but now it all sounds shady. He probably didn’t want me knowing so much about him. I’m thinking he pretends to be emotionally stunted so he has plausible deniability.”

I doubt their paths would have crossed much with AmyJo in the English Department and Einstein in Physics, but I told her I’d mull it over.

“And speaking of plausible deniability, Sheelah and Heinrich both missed the critique group meeting Monday. You should investigate them, too.”

“And there’s also the love triangle theory,” I said.

“Which is … ”

“I thought about it after I talked with Cordelia. She said some things that were kind of weird and it just made me wonder if there was some romantic angle between her, her husband, Melinda, and Melinda’s husband.”

“Shut the front door!” AmyJo uttered her most objectionable oath.

I nodded even though she couldn’t see me. “And Henry was weird when I mentioned Cordelia and Byron.”

“You talked to Melinda’s husband, too? You’ve been a busy little beaver.” AmyJo was quiet for a moment. “Did he have an alibi? You know, the husband is always the prime suspect.”

“I don’t know about his alibi. I didn’t ask outright, but he said something vague—wait, I have it right here—” I grabbed my notepad. “He said they were having a ‘lovely normal weekend.’”

“That’s not much of an alibi.”

“I know, but I wasn’t going to come right out and ask.”

“Did you ask that mechanic you ruled out?”

“Yes. He was at his daughter’s quinceañera. His boss was there too. Seemed legit.”

We were both quiet for a moment until AmyJo asked, “Have the police talked to you again?”

“No.”

“That’s probably a good sign. They must know you didn’t kill Melinda. What was it like when they interrogated you? Was it like on TV?”

“Didn’t they talk to you?”

“Yeah, but they came to the library and we talked on the mermaid bench in the Storytime Room. Didn’t seem much like an interrogation. We even had cookies. For a little guy, that Detective Ming can put away the Thin Mints.”

“No cookies for me, but they were very polite. Played Good Cop, Good Cop.” I remembered Sheelah saying my dad must have been one of the good ones and felt my chest tighten. “I’ve been thinking about my dad.”

“Oh, Charlee, I’m so sorry.”

“I feel like I’m back in that time of my life. Up seems down, black seems white. Nothing makes sense. It’s like when that asshole told me the whole department was required to attend Dad’s funeral. Required. Like they wouldn’t have gone otherwise.”

“Between us and the cops, we’ll figure out who killed Melinda,” AmyJo said in a soothing voice.

“Will we? You said yourself that murders go unsolved all the time. What makes you so certain?”

“Because you and I are on the case. It’ll be perfect.”

A slow smile formed on my lips. Everyone needed a friend like AmyJo, positive, perky and persistent.

“But who’ll be Good Cop and who’ll be Bad Cop?” she quipped.

“You’re from Iowa. Guarantees you’ll always be Good Cop.”

I officially crossed AmyJo’s name off my suspect list.