The Glow-Worm and the Giitaffe
The glow-worm and the giraffe are insulted People say they can’t compete So they are going to meet in a ring To show that they are totally complete.
The giraffe is growing less skinny, more wicked, The glow-worms have stopped being slobs The giraffe now uses five beds to sleep And the glow-worms stopped sleeping in mobs.
Now the big day had finally arrived When the giraffe and the worms would collide But the glow-worms had a whooping cough And coughed which made them impolite.
They went nearer and nearer and nearer still Now they were so near they could even kill The giraffe was advancing, ready to glow When unfortunately the glow-worm went ATIIISHO!!!