Top Ten Fashion Moments

10

Kevin Kline’s teeny-tiny running shorts, The Big Chill (see also: Tom Selleck in Three Men and a Baby)

Coupled with some fine manly chest hair.

9

Tom Hanks’s white tux in Big

How all of us wish we could dress for an office party, if we’re honest.

8

Rob Lowe, St. Elmo’s Fire

Sweaty Rob Lowe wears a yellow vest top with black bats patterned all over it, while playing the sax. Your life = complete.

7

Michael J. Fox, Back to the Future

A T-shirt, a shirt, double denim, and the “life preserver.” And to think, the characters in 1955 think people in the eighties dressed oddly.

6

Nicolas Cage, Valley Girl

Frosted hair, a leather waistcoat, and a bare chest is a strong look, Nicolas.

5

Absolutely everything Michael Douglas wore in the decade

From his patterned blouson shirts undone to his mid-chest in Romancing the Stone and The Jewel of the Nile, to his braces in Wall Street, this man was eighties fashion in human form.

4

The Heathers in Heathers

For services to shoulder-padded jackets and colored tights.

3

Molly Ringwald and Jon Cryer, Pretty in Pink

God bless John Hughes and his belief that wearing weird clothes proves one is a sensitive soul. Extra points for Ringwald’s hat, golden stars for Cryer’s sunglasses.

2

Melanie Griffith and Joan Cusack, Working Girl

Where to start? Melanie’s mullet and white trainers? Melanie’s extraordinary lingerie? Actually, let’s just say Joan Cusack’s wardrobe and leave it at that.

1

Desperately Seeking Susan

The movie that proves everyone’s life is improved by eighties fashion.