MMM…EVERYTHING
Homer Simpson’s appetite knows no bounds. Over 30 years of The Simpsons, He’s devoured doughnuts, chips…and some very weird non-food items.
Two five-pound buckets of rancid shrimp
A sample of Lemon Time dish soap
The remains of a ten-foot hoagie he found behind the radiator
Fancy bath soaps
“America Balls” (scoops of dog food with miniature American flags in them)
Dog medicine wrapped in cheese
64 slices of American cheese (at once)
A packet of gravy he found in a parking lot
Gasoline
A “Guatemalan insanity pepper”
A puddle of blood and Vap-O-Rub he licked off the floor of the Kwik-E-Mart
The “strictly ornamental” hot dogs at the Kwik-E-Mart
19 cans of Crab Juice
A block of butter wrapped in a waffle
A pie crust full of cloves and Tom Collins mix
Lipstick
The cat’s ear medicine
A pile of “free goo” on the street
A jar of petroleum jelly
Play-Doh
The dirt under the bleachers at a football stadium
A giant jar of pickle brine
A waffle stuck on the kitchen ceiling, loosened with a broom handle
His pet lobster, Pinchy
A can of something called “Nuts n’ Gum”
A urinal cake
A turkey he found behind a bed in a motel
The plastic bride and groom from on top of a wedding cake
Raw sausage
Five pounds of spaghetti and meat sauce compressed into a handy mouth-sized brick
Vodka poured into a jar of mayonnaise
His own leprosy scabs (made out of oatmeal and poster paint)
“Gum with a cracker center”
A cup of buttermilk from 1961
A can of Billy Beer from the 1970s
A 15-year-old care package
A hot dog he dropped into a kiddie pool
A rubber mouth guard
Best argument for scuba lessons we’ve seen all day: There’s an estimated $60 billion in sunken treasure in the world’s oceans.