In 2017 the U.S. Drug Enforcement Agency declassified a report that listed all known nicknames, street terms, and strain names for various illegal drugs. Some of them refer to the color or shape of the product and others refer to…well, we don’t really know. Regardless, please remember: Drugs are no laughing matter—even if some of these names for them are.
MARIJUANA
Blue Cheese
Gorilla Glue
Barbara Jean
Love Nuggets
Mother
Platinum Jack
Acapulco Gold
Big Pillows
Animal Cookies
Christmas Tree
Burritos Verdes
Gummy Bears
Hairy Ones
METHAMPHETAMINE
Colorado Rockies
Hawaiian Salt
Chicken Powder
Accordion Pantalones
Bud Light
Peanut Butter Crank
Witches’ Teeth
Pointy Ones
PCP
Water
Butt Naked
Dummy Dust
Horse Tracks
Alien Sex Fiend (when mixed with heroin)
Black Whack
Amoeba
Detroit Pink
Love Boat
Gorilla Biscuits
Embalming Fluid
Leaky Leak
T-Buzz
PRESCRIPTION PAINKILLERS
Rims
Wheels
Bananas
Blueberries
Hillbilly Heroin
Hulk
School Bus
OPIUM
Chocolate
Dream Gum
Gondola
Aunt Emma
Joy Plant
Chinese Molasses
Zero
Cruz
Midnight Oil
Toys
MDMA (ECSTASY)
Kleenex
Baby Slits
Scooby Snacks
Skittle
Doctor
Disco Biscuits
MUSHROOMS
Hongos
Alice
Boomers
Silly Putty
Anna Strong, a Revolutionary War spy, sent coded messages by hanging petticoats and handkerchiefs on her clothesline.