Contents
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Day 1,299 of My Captivity
The Silver-Dollar Scar
Day 1,300 of My Captivity
Falsehood Cookies
Day 1,301 of My Captivity
The Welina Mobile Park Is for Lovers
Day 1,302 of My Captivity
June Gloom
Chasing a Lass
Day 1,306 of My Captivity
Baby Vipers are Especially Deadly
Day 1,307 of My Captivity
Muckle Teeth
Day 1,308 of My Captivity
Happy Endings
Day 1,309 of My Captivity
Maybe Not Marrakesh
Bugatti and Blondie
Day 1,311 of My Captivity
Nothing Stays Sunk Forever
Day 1,319 of My Captivity
Not a Movie Star, But Maybe a Pirate
The Technically True Story
Got Baggage?
Busted But Loyal
House Special
Day 1,322 of My Captivity
The Green Leotard
Not Glamorous Work
Day 1,324 of My Captivity
A Sucker for Injured Creatures
Epitaph and Pens
Conscience Does Make Cowards of Us All
Expect the Unexpected
Day 1,329 of My Captivity
Hard Left, Cut Right
Day 1,341 of My Captivity
A Three-Martini Truth
The Pier’s Shadow
There Was a Girl
An Unexpected Treasure
Day 1,349 of My Captivity
Some Trees
An Impossible Jam
Day 1,352 of My Captivity
The Bad Check
The Downside of Free Food
Not a Date
A Rare Specimen
Not Even a Birthday Card
What If
Amazing Bones
A Big, Bold Lie
The Sob
A New Route
An Early Arrival
High and Dry
Day 1,361 of My Captiv—Oh, Let Us Cut the Shit, Shall We? We Have a Ring to Retrieve.
A Goddamn Genius
The Eel Ring
The Very Low Tide
Every Last Thing
Expensive Roadkill
The Dala Horse
Day 1 of My Freedom
After All
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Copyright
About the Publisher