Epilogue

Three weeks later…

I just HAD to do it. There I am, the Zorb mere feet from my grasp, the universe moments from being mine to command, and what do I say?

“NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW!”

What a moron.

So now I’m left floating helplessly through the lonely depths of space forever. Without a book or anything. All this evil brilliance-WASTED!

What the…?

It appears I have collided with an asteroid of some sort! Not that that will help me any-I’m still drifting aimlessly through space. But, hey, at least now I can leave the robot and run around and get a little exercise. I could even live in one of the craters or something. Better yet, I could use the robot’s lasers to fashion a castle of sorts from this rock.

Yes! That’s it! I will control it all! I will become the evil ruler of this entire asteroid! NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW! BWAHAHAH-