Chapter 31

Argh! I must have turned on the suction by mistake! How could I have been so stupid? It appears I’m really NOT as smart as the Klosmos. It appears all those years of second-place finishes were well deserved. It appears my position as janitor was completely appropriate after all. Egad-I can’t bear to look!

And it appears I was wrong!

My brain must have sent out superintellect rays that shut the Vacuu-Suk 3000 fan down just as I was about to be sliced to bits! It’s the only explanation! Zarfloots! If I’m this brilliant when I’m not even paying attention, what chance will the universe have against an Erik Failenheimer who is actually focused and trying his best?

Off to the laboratory!